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Snapz , to news in Trump: Civil War didn't need to happen, could have been "negotiated"
MDKAOD ,

This dude looks like Gritty. And that’s an insult to Gritty.

spittingimage , to nottheonion in Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days
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In this thread: Americans bragging that not only have they never used a sick day, they used their lunchbreak to go back and wrestle the bear for their severed arm which they then reattached with staples they paid for themselves so they could put in a full afternoon of work.

Asafum ,

I’m in this comment…

A friend was working for a pool construction company and I really wanted the job so when they finally took me on I pretty much immediately had a piece of rebar go through my calf. I asked the homeowner for some duct tape and kept working… Lol it was my first day and I wanted the job.

Obviously I didn’t get called back… Seen as a liability I suppose lol

SCB , to nottheonion in Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days

Great article in terms of calling out the sentiment, but their analysis is really dumb.

Just to be clear: the idea that sick days somehow impose a financial burden of the company is a blatant lie of criminal proportions. It is a justification for wage theft — the most common and most costly form of burglary in America. Sick days are part of an employees’ compensation package; therefore, sick days are just another form of money owed to the workers. If a company is spending the money that it legally and contractually owes to a worker

Not only is this not accurate whatsoever, as companies are not required to pay you for unused sick time (thus making it not wage theft - also it isn’t wage theft to complain - but the money isn’t contractually owed at all).

What makes this truly bad though is that employers that do pay out for unused sick time see way fewer incidences of “sick time as general PTO,” and workers actually get their full comp, and should be a standard across all employers. They literally skip over the thing that would be better for workers and employers, in their analysis.

If a worker wants to trade pay for time off, that should be their right. They should also be paid for the time off they don’t take, as it is indeed factored into employee comp on the corporate level.

CeeBee ,

Sick days are part of an employees’ compensation package

Not only is this not accurate whatsoever, as companies are not required to pay you for unused sick time

If the employment contract states “paid sick days” then your take is entirely wrong.

What makes this truly bad though is that employers that do pay out for unused sick time see way fewer incidences of “sick time as general PTO,” and workers actually get their full comp, and should be a standard across all employers.

Great, so we’re back to incentivizing people to not take the time to get better and creating an even more toxic environment for “pushing through”.

The whole idea of paid sick days is to create a burden free environment so that people can take the time to recover without thinking “I really need this extra bit of cash, I’ll just suck it up”.

SCB ,

If the employment contract states “paid sick days” then your take is entirely wrong.

… Not sure why you brought this up at all. Yes, obviously employment contracts take precedence over the broad-scale law. like dude, seriously, what?

Great, so we’re back to incentivizing people to not take the time to get better and creating an even more toxic environment for “pushing through”.

You’re incentivizing people not to take sick days as bonus PTO.

FunkyMonk , to nottheonion in School board member blames "Holy Spirit" for making her share a Nazi meme

STAR PLATINUM told me to post Satanic content then.

AI_toothbrush ,

Oh fuck i did it again. I posted 15tb of jotaro p0rn because santa claus told me to.

BReel ,

👀

Deceptichum ,
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It’s the same kind of content as my content.

pleb_maximus , to news in School board member blames "Holy Spirit" for making her share a Nazi meme

So the Holy Spirit is a Nazi? Good to know I guess.

FlyingSquid ,
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He works for the Celestial Fascist, so yes.

Moonrise2473 , to gaming in Game developers flee Unity after exorbitant price plan announced, but not everyone can get out

WTF? They paid 4.4 billions to acquire a literal malware developer?

GammaGames ,

No

Moonrise2473 ,

looks like they merged with the malware developer: techcrunch.com/…/unity-and-ironsources-4-4b-merge…

GammaGames ,

Check out my other comment, that was misleading info spread when the news first started circulating about their merger

Moonrise2473 ,

Yeah “bad actors” - but they knew what they were doing and didn’t do anything to stop it.

By pure coincidence they started to make more money from freemium games ads so they pivoted to that, and anyway being blocked by Ms defender was a death sentence. It was not “OMG bad actors are abusing our installers, and 99% of our customers are bad actors, let’s discontinue it immediately and find another market”

AnthoNightShift , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

My 6ft tall great grandmother would have scrubbed the toilet with that shrimp.

ArugulaZ , to technology in HP printer USB port covered with warning sticker in hopes you won't use it | Boing Boing

Wow, HP. Way to make even Lexmark look like a paragon of corporate virtue in the home printer market.

RickRussell_CA , to nottheonion in Louisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandments
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I believe the last two listed (‘Thou shalt not covet…’) are considered to be the same commandment, although they appear as two separate verses in the Bible.

Hope ,

It varies, actually. See the numbering section on Wikipedia for a breakdown of how different traditions have broken down the list into ten items.

refurbishedrefurbisher , to news in After a vegan blue cheese won the Good Food Award, panicked dairy cheese makers forced the foundation to disqualify it

Well now I want to try it lmao. Thanks for the publicity, dairy industry.

stanleytweedle , to science in Death: a process, not a point, says cutting-edge research

My death is when I permanently stop experiencing life.

Not sure what that means for an ‘Upload’ scenario… I guess he’s just a swamp man of me and he’s alive but I’m not anymore… but I’m not signing up for the digital afterlife anyway.

paddirn , to technology in Elon Musk’s ironic bot army exposed

Is the “X” in “Xitheads” pronounced like “xzitheads” or like “jhitheads”?

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Szhitheads

Papergeist ,

I usually pronounce ‘x’ as an ‘sh’ like the native Mexican language of Nahuatl.

bionicjoey ,

Also like the X in Pinyin (eg. “Chairman Xi”)

WaxedWookie ,

I naturally assumed zitheads or shitheads, given the standard pronunciation of ‘x’ in words…

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The best part is, it all works, because it all sounds stupid!

WaxedWookie ,

It all is stupid.

bitwaba ,

Shitheads.

Ejh3k , to news in Why diamonds suck

I’ve been getting podcast ads lately for “natural diamonds” which is badmouthing man made diamonds and a it give a couple very true facts about how 80% of the diamond’s value stays in the community and it’s all legal and above board and definitely no one dies for these diamonds.

iegod , to news in Almost all major advertisers have fled Elon Musk's Twitter, new data shows | Boing Boing

Puzzles us? Motherfuckers how are you this stupid. Am I on crazy pills? How is society so fucking stupid?

Hackerman_uwu ,

Actually a really clever way to call them liars without drawing heat from lawyers.

How are you this stupid son?

FlyingSquid , to nottheonion in Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days
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Yeah, well fuck them. I used up my one week’s worth of sick days and all of my PTO and am now on FMLA because I’m dealing with an illness that is causing me to miss work. What the fuck am I supposed to do? They told me to go on FMLA.

Gestrid ,

I had to use FMLA leave a couple years back when I was out for a planned surgery that took about 4-6 weeks to recover from.

Technically, I think FMLA really only ensures you’ll have a job to return to. They legally cannot fire you or lay you off if you’re on FMLA.

FMLA doesn’t offer any paid time off, though, so most employers require you to use your accrued time off (both sick time and vacation time) concurrently with your FMLA leave. Once that runs out, you stop getting paid.

FlyingSquid ,
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Yep. I’m not getting paid anymore but I won’t be fired. Ain’t America grand?

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