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queermunist , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.
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jupyter_rain , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.
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Jokes on them, seeing my family would only stress me more and my favourite music is not calming.

BubbleMonkey ,

Jokes on them, I don’t have family and don’t really listen to music.

Checkmate, AI-theists!

Sidhean ,

Im stealing AI theist. That’s unreasonably clever

recklessengagement , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.

What the fuck

This is fucking insane

prex , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.
SupraMario ,

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”

Th4tGuyII , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.
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Now this is a boring dystopia -- make a halfarsed attempt to "help" mentally exhausted call workers rather than giving them the power to punish abusive customers or to actually fix whatever corporate-level fuckery made them that way in the first place.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

It’s so absurd it doesn’t sound credible?

Like any idiot manager can understand that being shown a photo of your wife and kids after being shouted at by a customer for the nth time today isn’t really going to help.

It’s also incredibly insulting for call centre staff. Imagine encountering real problems with bank policy et cetera and having a computer try to placate you with a nice soothing picture.

PeteBauxigeg , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.

Fucking hell

JoMiran , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.
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They gonna braindance choombas that can’t cope with meatspace.

DmMacniel ,

But BDs are not just for fondling virtual tits.

pleb_maximus ,

There are other things worthwhile?

VindictiveJudge ,
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They’re technically real tits, it’s just that they’re someone else’s memory of said tits.

grue , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.

They should be more concerned with calming down abusive customers – or, in the even more likely event that the customer is justifiably irate, correcting whatever corporate fuckery incited the whole situation in the first place!

But of course they won’t even consider that, and will place all the blame on the low-level peon instead.

boredtortoise , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.

If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

rtxn , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.

“Are you feeling stressed? Did you just lose a family member? Or are you living in an abusive relationship? Well, do I have the stuff for that!”

Deceptichum ,
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“Baby Shark doodoo” we know you love this song because it’s your most played ok Spotify.

Vinny_93 , to aboringdystopia in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.

What the actual sh*tnuggets

Edit: I did some further research for different sources and can’t seem to find the same article anywhere. I can only find one that says they will use AI to alter hostile tones from call center employees.

Th4tGuyII ,
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Honestly that doesn't sound much better - essentially whitewashing the vocals of call centre employees to make them sound more pleasant to horrible customers

scytale ,

Like a face filter but for your voice.

Speculater ,
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No cap, I’d use that.

andrew_bidlaw ,

A happy voice tells the customer to take the plugged in product with them once they want to take a bath.

davel , to technology in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.
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HubertManne , to technology in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.

Whats funny is as a consumer I often wonder if they even have anyone answering the phones. Certainly if they do its was understaffed. Oh wait this is likel specifically for spam calling.

HubertManne , to technology in First Horizon Bank system detects when a call center worker was on the brink of "losing it" and plays an AI-made montage of family photos set to their favorite song to calm them down.

Always remember who will suffer if you lose your job. We know where you live. We know their face. Their names. How many calls have you not gotten to. How many before your lose your livelyhood.

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