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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag

What it was supposed to mean? I can only read ’Merry Hamas’

ArcaneSlime ,
memfree OP ,
@memfree@lemmy.ml avatar

Just like people rewrite the phrase as “Merry Xmas” or non-christ substitutes like cats in “Merry Kitmas”, they were trying to make a ham-holiday. A Mass made of Ham. A Ham Mass/feast. Sadly, there is a war on so anything close to ‘Hamas’ is no longer suitable for mass-market humor.
“Merry Kitmas” “Sez you”

livus , to worldnews in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants
@livus@kbin.social avatar

But when she got back to her hostel, she found that police officers were waiting for them.

Sounds like the police knew damn well it was just a karen complaint.

The local backpackers' hostel (which requires passports) is the right place to go chill if you want to catch up with some tourists.

It's probably not the right place to look for refugees sneaking over the border from Czechia.

orcrist ,

Does the backpackers’ hostel require passports from German citizens?

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

@orcrist all I know is, in that part of the world, hostels normally require guests to show passports.

Not sure how an exemption for Germans would work/be enforced, to be honest. Easier to just ask everyone.

orcrist ,

And yet many Germans don’t have passports because they don’t need passports, and similarly many people from nearby countries can visit Germany legally without carrying a passport. There are other types of legal identification commonly used.

For travelers who are obviously coming from farther abroad, staff are likely to ask you for the passport, but it doesn’t mean that you couldn’t use another document instead, should you have an acceptable one on hand.

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Sure. I myself have used other forms of identification in hostels as well.

I don't understand where you are going with this, sorry. What is your main point about the police appearing in the hostel?

orcrist ,

You made a claim about hostels requiring passports. I was pointing out that actually hostels don’t require passports. Why would you write something that you know from personal experience is incorrect? It’s very strange.

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

@orcrist all due respect you sound a bit paranoid.

I'm a New Zealander. Every time I have stayed in a Backpacker hostel in Germany or Austria they have asked to see my passport and made a note of its number. Sometimes in the past they "held" my other government-issued identification instead but always sighted the passport.

If you don't believe me, that's fine.

But I'm not interested in continuing this conversation. I find it deeply strange.

orcrist ,

It sounds like you’re projecting. I hope you feel okay. Anyway, good luck.

Overzeetop , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital

If you were to send him a get-well basket of fruit, would you include or exclude apples?

DoucheBagMcSwag , to science in First ever images prove 'lost echidna' not extinct

& Knuckles

trash80 , to news in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants

On Thursday, journalist Riham Alkousaa was on a hiking holiday, walking with a group through the mountainous wooded region of Saxon Switzerland, in the eastern German state of Saxony.

A dumb American is about to ask a question about the geography of Europe. Why is there a region of Germany called Saxon Switzerland? Is that the name of the state or province?

SevFTW ,

Two Swiss artists in the 18th century were studying in Dresden and called it the “Saxon Switzerland” because it reminded them of their home.

Hubi ,

The state is Saxony and Saxon Switzerland is a national park within Saxony. It’s a mountainous region that continues across the Czech border, where it is called Bohemian Switzerland.

I guess the logic behind the name is not much deeper than “it looks like Switzerland”.

HarkMahlberg ,
@HarkMahlberg@kbin.social avatar

new geoguessr meta

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

I think a “dumb American” wouldn’t even think to ask that question. It might be nice to treat yourself with more kindness ❤️

trash80 ,

Thanks

Knusper ,

The German translation of “Switzerland” is “Schweiz”, which is a word like “meadow”. It just describes a particular region, which often happens to be mountainous and with lots of forests, like the actual nation also happens to be.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Little_Switzerland_(landscape)

768 , to news in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants

Huge “Mann-aus-Sachsen”-energy

FooBarrington ,

Of course it was Sachsen. It couldn’t not be Sachsen.

OhmsLawn , to worldnews in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants

20-some years ago I lived in a precarious situation in the back of an old Black Panther karate dojo (I know). Newly-minted urban white boy that I was, it was, culturally, quite a learning experience.

I remember one of the guys (an outdoorsman from Louisiana) told me that he was always armed when he went hiking or camping. I didn’t get it at the time, but now I do. It wasn’t bears or mountain lions he was afraid of. It was this shit.

NIB ,

It was this shit.

Police checking your papers for a couple minutes and leaving?

Having checked the hiking group’s documents which proved the whole group was in Germany legally, police said they ended the operation.

OhmsLawn ,

No. The resolution of this specific circumstance in this specific location is not what I mean by this shit.

By this shit I mean the general danger of being the wrong color in nature.

In Europe, there’s nearly zero chance of running into serious, life-threatening, interpersonal trouble on a hike, no matter your color. That is less certain in parts of the United States.

orcrist ,

If only all police were honorable and law-abiding and the laws were written to benefit the ordinary person. That would be an amazing world, wouldn’t it? Ah well, it’s important to have dreams.

Mrs_deWinter ,

No I’m sorry I don’t get it, what’s the plan here? Shoot at the cops? Threaten the racists with a gun? There must be a better answer to systemic racism than suicide by cop. A blank card with the words “not talking without lawyer present” would probably be a more sensible choice - against cops, not against mountain lions.

OhmsLawn ,

I believe this is the same issue with the other comment, taking what I wrote as a specific solution to a specific problem.

This issue of getting the police called is emblematic of a problem that dark-skinned people have, where they’re considered to be inappropriate for natural areas.

What I was getting at is that there are specific rural areas, with unhinged residents and poor policing, where no outsider should go. If I choose to go, I should expect to provide my own personal protection. Those locations would be vastly multiplied if I had dark skin, to the point that it might become more expedient to just always carry.

I’m certainly not saying it would be appropriate for anyone to arm themselves while hiking in the Alps, or when dealing with police or benign racism.

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Germany hiking group reported to police as illegal migrants

This is the best summary I could come up with:


On Thursday, journalist Riham Alkousaa was on a hiking holiday, walking with a group through the mountainous wooded region of Saxon Switzerland, in the eastern German state of Saxony.

But Ms Alkousaa was out walking with a registered German hiking club whose members are mostly Syrians living in Germany.

Its spectacular mountainous terrain is portrayed in the works of 18th and 19th century Romantic painters, such as Caspar David Friedrich.

In polls the AfD is either the most popular party, with around a third of the votes, or neck-and-neck with the incumbent conservative Christian Democratic Union (CDU).

As a result, chancellor Olaf Scholz’s left-leaning coalition has introduced spot checks on eastern borders with Poland and Czechia, where some migrants cross into Germany.

But critics suspect that when they are faced with the rise of the AfD, the move is more about cosmetic political action in the run-up to key elections across eastern Germany next year.


The original article contains 781 words, the summary contains 155 words. Saved 80%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

WidowsFavoriteSon ,

Oof. Not your best, bot. Not your best.

laskoune ,
@laskoune@lemmy.world avatar

the mountainous wooded region of Saxon Switzerland, in the eastern German state of Saxony.

Wait, is this in Switzerland or Germany ?

Well, I’ll be ….

Als Sächsische Schweiz wird der deutsche Teil des Elbsandsteingebirges in Sachsen bezeichnet.

simple , to science in First ever images prove 'lost echidna' not extinct

When can we start calling them found echidnas?

Cruxifux , to science in First ever images prove 'lost echidna' not extinct

Do you know de way?

Waldowal , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

“Hammy Holidays” would have been the obvious choice

SNFi , to technology in Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak in hospital

It’s funny this is on “Technology” topic and not just on “World news” or like that, like if this blog was related to tech… it’s like a clickbait deserved to be filtered, bad quality post from bbc.co.uk… not saying anything interesting unless “he’s on hospital”

Shadow ,
@Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

He’s a tech icon. I think this belongs here just fine.

SNFi ,

He’s a tech icon.

Ah, I never heard about him, right now Apple makes pretty bad computers unless for their ARM CPUs that are more or less efficient, but that will end soon. They just messed up with arch CPUs, making things harder for developers.

this belongs here just fine

Nope, he is just one guy more working on tech, he’s just richer than his employees, that’s why he is here.

pbjamm ,
@pbjamm@beehaw.org avatar

go read your computer history.

SNFi , (edited )

From the beginning? Why you don’t tell me exactly what am I wrong, instead to tell me to read everything from the first computer made? I might be wrong, so tell me.

EDIT: I mean, I feel like he just started with microprocessors, but that’s all. I can’t read anything else he did for us, and if he wouldn’t do it, any other would do it. And as I said, Apple was good when it started, but RIGHT NOW sucks in many ways. So he wasn’t that brilliant if he can’t even make Apple a good tech company. They are just marketing. Apple right now: redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=0PK9RzSl9O0&lis… maybe that’s why he’s on Hospital, after reading the Apple employees saying 8GB RAM on M3 is like 16GB on Windows/Linux.

He wanted to do something like www.crowdsupply.com/mnt/pocket-reform

But instead after he left apple he did: d2skn5554g4boz.cloudfront.net/…/3459024_1.jpg

JokeDeity ,

Oh boy, you’re a fucking idiot. And I say that as someone who hates Apple with a passion. Woz is a legend and you couldn’t be more ignorant.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

This guy was a legend. Steve Jobs took credit for everything but Wozniak was the brains.

Wozniak is a much, much better person than Steve Jobs was also. However, thanks to Steve Jobs, we got macbooks. Wozniak would not have put such polish on the products as Steve did, or market it the same magical way. Steve was great at marketing, but he didn’t have the tech skills Wozniak had.

SNFi ,

Well, I don’t like MacBooks, they have many issues just to make it look cool… and super expensive.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I know, I don’t buy them either but still, impressive feats they accomplish.

SNFi ,

But that’s just marketing… I wouldn’t say “This guy was a legend”, he just did a company and paid employees. He could have good ideas, but many of Apple features are startups bought and stolen, like SIRI.

ElBarto , to science in First ever images prove 'lost echidna' not extinct
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

He just went down to the bottleo, you know how slow those bastards are?

jerome , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag
@jerome@kbin.social avatar

That took me 20 seconds.

c0mpost ,

same here, roughly

bestusername , to nottheonion in Kmart: Australian supermarket pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

For fuck sake, it’s a ham bag with Christmas trees on it, Kmart should have told them to pull their heads out of their arses.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Idk this was pretty funny, the corporate panic makes it funnier.

You just know there’s some poor advertising peon getting yelled at rn, even though not one person in the office put the dots together.

bestusername ,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

Few months ago no one would have noticed and now the entire stock will likely go into landfill.

Fucking ridiculous!

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Reminds me of how the Danish (?) organic snacks company now known as Easis was still called Isis long after those letters became toxic.

Personally I found the prospect of terrorists making and selling organic muesli bars pretending to be healthy absolutely hilarious 😂

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

They pretended to be healthy? Wanna bet they’re awful?

Maybe they should mail them to terrorists. You know. As a weapon against morale

Viking_Hippie ,

They’re actually very tasty. Tons of sugar in them to achieve that, though.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Why am I not surprised?

Oh well. Guess weird mailing those rice cake thingies that taste like styrofoam

Carighan ,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

long after those letters became toxic

What’s toxic about an egyptian goddess? 😜 (to be fair, the terrorist group is called IS, and calling it ISIS was always a bit weird)

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

Well Danish news first called it ISIS, then ISIL and then IS. Now they usually use the whole name Islamic State, but in Danish.

ArcaneSlime ,

My friends had a CI wear a wire for a fucking weed sale, but they were watching Archer at the time he was there to pick up. Led to some hilarious questions from idiot cops.

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