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FlashMobOfOne , to news in Russian opposition leader Navalny has died, prison service says
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Reminds me of the time when Saudi Arabia murdered Jamal Khashoggi.

autotldr Bot , to world in Russian opposition leader Navalny has died, prison service says

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Russia’s most significant opposition leader for the past decade, Alexei Navalny, has died in prison inside the Arctic Circle, the prison service said.

Seen as President Vladimir Putin’s most vociferous critic, Navalny was serving a 19-year jail term for offences widely considered politically motivated.

He was moved to an Arctic penal colony, considered one of the toughest jails, late last year.

The prison service in the Yamalo-Nenets district said he had “felt unwell” after a walk on Friday.

The causes of his death were being established, Tass news agency reported.

This breaking news story is being updated and more details will be published shortly.


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autotldr Bot , to world in Russia arrests German for carrying cannabis gummy bears

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A 38-year-old German man was arrested at St Petersburg airport after Russian customs found gummy bear sweets containing cannabis in his luggage.

In an interview last week with US journalist Tucker Carlson, Russian President Vladimir Putin confirmed long-standing rumours that the Kremlin was considering a prisoner swap with Vadim Krasikov, who was jailed in Germany after murdering a Chechen dissident in a park in Berlin in 2019.

According to a statement from Russian customs, the man explained he had bought the cannabis gummies in Germany, where they can be used for medical purposes, and uses them on long flights to help him sleep.

She was sentenced to nine years in prison for drug smuggling after a small amount of cannabis oil was found in a vaporiser cartridge in her hand luggage at a Moscow airport.

This is in fact what happened to Brittney Griner, who was released at the end of 2022 in a prisoner swap with the US in return for the controversial Russian arms dealer Victor Bout.

Washington is currently negotiating for the release of two Americans, journalist Evan Gershkovich and former US Marine Paul Whelan, who are in Russian jails accused of spying.


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THE_MASTERMIND ,

Good bot

mwalimu , to fediverse in BBC: Extending our Mastodon social media trial
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I like the testing and hopefully they will share more detailed research findings in the next 6months. Especially on content moderation knowing they have decades of experience on this.

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

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The type of cancer has not been revealed, but according to a palace statement the King began “regular treatments” on Monday.

Buckingham Palace says the King “remains wholly positive about his treatment and looks forward to returning to full public duty as soon as possible”.

He will postpone his public engagements and it is expected other senior royals will help to stand in for him during his treatment.

The King, 75, returned to London from Sandringham in Norfolk on Monday morning and the palace says he has commenced treatment as an outpatient.

Although he will pause his public events, the King will continue with his constitutional role as head of state, including paperwork and private meetings.

UK figures suggest, on average each year, more than a third (36%) of new cancer cases were in people aged 75 and over.


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autotldr Bot , to technology in US regulator admits cyber-security lapse before rogue Bitcoin post

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The US financial regulator has confirmed a key security procedure on its X account had been suspended for six months when hackers made a fake post about Bitcoin in January.

The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) did not have multi-factor authentication (MFA) in place when hackers gained access to the account.

"Once access was re-established, MFA remained disabled until staff re-enabled it after the account was compromised on January 9.

Because MFA had been suspended on the account, the hacker was able to reset the password, log in and make a post.

It announced the SEC had approved so-called exchange-traded funds (ETFs) for Bitcoin, which shot up in value to $48,000 (£37,800) before the post was withdrawn.

It takes many forms, including having a dedicated app that gives you a pin code for a website, as well as sending a text message, though this is considered less secure.


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zipzoopaboop , to news in [Iowa] Evangelicals on Trump: "God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump."

Well God is an asshole then

A_A , (edited ) to news in Tsunami warning in Japan after strong earthquake
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so, after all, no tsunami (I guess and hope)

Moment quake hits Japan coastal town www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-67856117

stopthatgirl7 OP ,
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The news (I’m watching TV now) is still warning people to evacuate, showing it in big letters and with exclamation points, and in English along with Japanese, so the threat isn’t over yet.

A_A ,
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I hope you well and, from the little I can see, it would have been about 70 km from the main coast, you should be fine by now 👍

stopthatgirl7 OP ,
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There was literally a Jp magnitude 5 aftershock not 5 minutes ago, and the news is still blasting “evacuate” messages on the screen, so…

I’m lucky, I’m far enough away that it was only about a Jp 4 here, but over 30,000 homes are without power in winter and at least one major cellular phone company is reporting they’re down in Ishikawa. It’s not fine at all.

A_A ,
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I was trying to be reassuring but of course this is a difficult situation for you and more so for the people in those 30,000 homes and even worse for the few people who lost a relative in those quakes.
Fortunately, you are amongst the lucky ones and there was no large tsunami as I have hoped so before.

So again, I hope you well and if you can take some rest and distance yourself somewhat from those bad news and bad screens it might help.

Take care and despite everything I wish you a Happy (happier) New year

_dev_null , to world in Huge Shakira statue unveiled in her hometown of Barranquilla
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That hair is going to be such a pigeon poop magnet, yikes.

It’s a good thing it’s not portrayed looking up, or it would be soooo much worse.

victorz , to world in Israel-Gaza war will continue for months, IDF chief warns

That’s what they said about the war in Ukraine, too. It’s been two years, soon.

TheDeepState , to news in Russia bans anti-war candidate from challenging Putin

I wonder what it’s like to live in a country where one group tries to take the opposition off the ballot?

bh11235 ,

What a disingenuous comparison. This woman didn’t start an insurrection. This is like if Putin had prevented Prigozhin from running, which he would have been completely in his rights to.

sukhmel ,

Before shit had hit the fan with that failed coup I thought that Prigozhin would run for the president for real

meco03211 ,

Yeah, like the Republicans who brought the lawsuit in Colorado… cause ya know, that was Republicans trying to block trump.

anon_8675309 ,

I wonder what it’s like to live in a country where a bunch of idiots can’t see what a traitorous bastard their favorite fat ass bumbling bitch of a candidate is.

Pat_Riot ,
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Oh they know. They still wave the flag of another failed attempt to split the nation. They’re all traitorous bastards.

rustyfish ,
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Troll.

Unaware7013 ,

Hey, we could be like Russia in other ways and let a criminal run for president repeatedly.

sukhmel ,

That option seems to lurking just around the corner. Next year sure is going to be interesting 😢

Diotima , (edited )
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I wonder what it's like to support a candidate who disqualifies himself by violating the Constitution he once swore to uphold?

The orange insurrectionist fucked around. Let him find out.

killeronthecorner ,
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Tagged “highly susceptible to propaganda”

Jaysyn , (edited )
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Tell me you failed civics class without telling me you failed civics class.

meat_popsicle ,

What does the 14th amendment say? Why can’t Arnold be President? We have rules and laws.

Pat_Riot ,
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Yeah, Arnold isn’t a natural born citizen. He probably wouldn’t be bad, but the last actor to be president fucked the country so bad it should be an excluded class anyway.

Stern ,
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Interestingly both Ronny and Arnold were governors of the same state.

Arnold got term limited but its questionable if he could have won a third term even if he could run since his approval rating was in the shitter by the time he left office.

RavenFellBlade ,

Awwww, it’s trying to form coherent thoughts! Keep trying, little buddy! Some day you might find two neurons to rub together!

nicetriangle ,

Captain big brain over here with the very smart username

Riccosuave ,
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Novman ,

Lol, anti war candidate in Usa banned, same in Russia. Two jokes of democracies.

autotldr Bot , to world in Afghanistan: 'Tea is sometimes all I have to give my hungry baby'

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Or I soak bread in tea and then feed it to her," Sohaila Niyazi says, sitting on the floor of her mud brick home up a hill in eastern Kabul.

The tea that Sohaila refers to is what’s traditionally drunk in Afghanistan, made with green leaves and hot water, without any milk or sugar.

Doctors have told us that while it’s less harmful than the tranquilisers and anti-depressants we have found being given by some Afghan parents to their hungry children, in higher doses the medicine can cause respiratory distress.

The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) was paying the salaries of health workers, and funding medicines and food at more than 30 hospitals - an emergency stopgap measure implemented following the regime change in 2021.

They have all had their pay cut by half," Dr Mohammad Iqbal Sadiq, the Taliban-appointed medical director of the hospital, tells us.

Did he recognise that Taliban policies were a part of the problem too; that donors didn’t want to give money to a country where the government had imposed stringent restrictions on women?


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e_mc2 , to worldnews in The Israelis grappling with helping sick Palestinians

This is a very little uplifting news in the otherwise immensely sad dystopian reality that is Gaza right now. Fortunately there are still some people who actively show some humanity over there.

SocialMediaRefugee , to nottheonion in YouTuber Trevor Jacob jailed after crashing plane for views

Just when I thought stepping backwards off of a cliff for a selfie was the peak of social media whoring.

Rapidcreek , to news in George Santos: Expelled congressman is now selling $200 videos on Cameo

Fetterman bought one,

Maeve ,

In the interest of not letting disingenuousness slide:

Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman posted one video he paid the New Yorker for, in which Mr Santos offers advice to another New Jersey Senator Sen Bob Menendez, a Democrat, who faces bribery charges.
"Hey Bobby," exclaimed a grinning Mr Santos. "Look, I don't think I need to tell you, but these people that want to make you get in trouble and want to kick you out and make you run away - you make them put up or shut up!"

He’s still a genocide supporter, but at this point, let’s not stoop to the level of our Congressional “representatives.”

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