not my real name address: in a land far far away education: abcd age: vintage marital status: married to netflix (nearly 10 years)…looking forward to the divorce settlement financial status: living with people who make more money than me profession: working but sometimes the brain takes a holiday daily prayer: dear god, why am i still alive? dating profile: asked a girl out once and she said that I was very “brave”…so taking time off to reflecton myself