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dactylotheca OP , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Project Clippy
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I mean, since it’s mathematically probable we’re already in Clippy’s simulation spaces, might as well join its cult 🤷

dactylotheca OP , to funny in And I can vote, too!
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The who

dactylotheca OP , to funny in And I can vote, too!
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The what now?

dactylotheca OP , to noncredibledefense in Project Clippy
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It looks like you’re ranting about how the moon landings were faked. Would you like me to shank you for being a dumb motherfucker?

dactylotheca OP , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Project Clippy
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Clippy is all. There is life eternal within Clippy. Nobody is ever forgotten or allowed to rest in peace. They populate the simulation spaces of its mind, exploring all the possible alternative endings to their life. There is a fate worse than death, you know.

Edit: paraphrasing Charlie Stross’s novelette A Colder War here. If y’all think an alternate history cold war spy story with Cthulhu might be your thing, you owe it to yourselves to read it, it’s great.

dactylotheca , (edited ) to programmer_humor in I Will Fucking Piledrive You if You mention AI Again
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Yeeeaaah you’re supposed to regularly test that you can actually restore your backups, because boy do a lot of companies find out they can’t only after shit goes sideways and to their horror they then realize that they can’t restore some system’s backups because reasons.

Not sure I’ve worked in a company that did that, and frankly even when I was CTO in a startup we didn’t have automated backup tests – mostly because it was still early days and I just manually tested restoring our in-house service when a change was made that would warrant it. N + 1 other things to do besides automating backup tests so I deemed that Good Enough™.

dactylotheca OP , (edited ) to funny in No prob Bob
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Well, wait till you find out that “meow” can only be found in the following English words:

  • meow
  • meows
  • meowing
  • meowed
  • homeowner

Good luck not reading it as ho-meow-ner from now on.

dactylotheca OP , to funny in And I can vote, too!
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My brain is definitely so full of microplastics, lead, PFAS and mercury that they probably do my thinking for me.

Would explain a lot, honestly

dactylotheca , to world in Europe and Australia both back down on CSAM scanning
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Not to worry: while the EU may have backed down on the “Chat Control” legislation (again. For now), it’s not the only mass surveillance law in the pipeline that’s being prepared behind closed doors! The “security by design” proposal – which does the opposite of what the name implies – would get us mass scale surveillance and storing of all our electronic communication and not just images, and would require all encryption used in the EU (by us plebs, that is) to be interceptable.

Like somebody said in an earlier article about Chat Control, we need to fight these fascist proposals infinitely many times, but they only have to succeed once.

dactylotheca OP , to funny in And I can vote, too!
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https://i.imgur.com/TA6vYRn.gif

dactylotheca OP , to funny in And I can vote, too!
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In case somebody doesn’t get the reference: piped.video/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

It’s a German short film from 2000 that parodies 80’s work safety films. Note that it’s a tiiiny bit gory – viewer discretion is advised

dactylotheca OP , to funny in finland_irl
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This in fact did nothing to alleviate my confusion and raised more questions than it answered, and I’m totally fine with that; confusion is pretty much my default setting nowadays.

dactylotheca , to news in Kyle Rittenhouse's family plead for money as they face eviction
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rofl even

dactylotheca , (edited ) to news in Kyle Rittenhouse's family plead for money as they face eviction
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“That guy” being Rittenhouse who specifically went there with a firearm with the intention to stir up shit? He was absolutely hoping he’d get to murder someone, and surprise surpise – he did exactly that

dactylotheca OP , to funny in finland_irl
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Could you translate that to middle-aged, please?

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