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Thank god

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What are the other 2? You breathe through your skin and have an extendable tongue?

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I mean what would happen if you just left?

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What would they do of you just did not pay those?

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Makes sense. But if you don’t and don’t plan on coming back…

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True the US has some insane fucking rules and too much power over bullshit like this

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You could have just made fries in the oven. They taste the same. That’s how I always do it. Honestly cannot remember the last rime I actually fried something.

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I don’t make fries pften anyway so I don’t see a need to spend money on an air fryer.

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What do you mean by always? The birth control makes sense because it’s much harder to do it for men because sperm is constantly being produced and women only release 1 egg per month. What other ways do women have to mess up their bodies?

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I know it has many side effects. My girfriend suffered many of them when she was taking the pill and I had to beg her to stop because it just was not worth it.

And fuck off of course it’s easier to stop ovulation than sperm production. It’s a numbers game. Also not like I fucking made hormonal birth control. What we have now is bad and you can go ahead and find a better alternative with less side effects. That does not mean the new birth control should also have side effects. Take issue with the people that approved the current ones.

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What I meant is that it’s easier to ensure it works being a numbers game. If you constantly have new sperm being made it’s way harder to shut that down consistently than to stop one egg releasing once per month.

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No. Where would I take that?

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We had sex ed but we never went really deep.

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Mushroom haters unite!

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They don’t scare me I just cannot stand the taste and texture. It actually makes me want to vomit.

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I mean it’s not all the mushrooms that give me that reaction. I am 100% not scared of them. If I had nothing else to eat and was starving I would suffer through it. But I don’t.

I have not seen how it works. Got any good links?

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Ah okay then

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Same here. I read all the comments and still don’t understand the joke.

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I see that but why is it 10 from his perspective? Is it just the fact that the alien would write the number 4 with symbols for 10?

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Intel ARC grapHics cards?

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But you don’t sink all the way into it

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Could be. I have never encountered quicksand but I have heard that you don’t really sink past your waist.

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Exactly. I doubt there is a 2m deep pit of quicksand I need to be worried about

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What am I looking at exactly?

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Ah the suicide lance

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They just think that magically the countries will somehow share a border and then mighty isnotreal will win.

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Ah yes humans evolved to eat everything. Now let me just cut a part of that diet out of my life.

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What made you think I am vegan?

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The duality of man

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Because some of those are rho and mu

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6 weeks of teaching them to shoot first I assume.

Republican bill aims to give Americans in Israeli military same benefits as US soldiers (www.middleeasteye.net)

Two Republican congressmen have introduced legislation that would provide the same employment and economic protections to Americans serving in the Israeli military as US citizens who get deployed to serve in the US military....

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The IEF. You can probably guess what the E stands for

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Okay but why is the first one on the right?

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Is this jist edited or is it a satire account?

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Clearly. How could I have missed it. (⁠●⁠⁠⁠●⁠)

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Moght be 1000G bit that seems excessive

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Well G’s only make sense grams are not a unit of force

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I have only ever seen mass-force being ised by americans.

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The price printed on it says 12.99 but yeah that is bullshit. They could not even be bothered to remove the sticker.

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Well yeah that is why it’s bull

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I could see it if the book was new and just being resold. But I gathered tgat it is used from the post and the text

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What are you on about? Do you have different stinkbugs where you live? I like cilantro and stinkbugs smell nothing like it.

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Aight lemme just become a GMO so I can start likeling the smell I guess.

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Well yeah stinkbugs are repugnant.

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Not even close. It’s a yak.

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It would only realla affect people studying physics would it not?

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98% of miners quit before striking diamonds in plato’s cave

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That is quite the description indeed.

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