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SuckMyWang ,

Anti abortion folk should have zero problems with this cookbook

SuckMyWang ,

Working as it should be then

SuckMyWang , (edited )

I got bad news for you. You’ve already achieved peak comfort

SuckMyWang ,

My faith in humanity is restored

SuckMyWang , (edited )

There are two options. Follow nicks example and gain more for ourselves, knowingly dooming others to be raisinless through no fault of their own. Or, “removing” nick from the environment so society can continue peacefully and flourish, and never mentioning him again.

SuckMyWang ,

First help me regrow my jaw so my gums don’t fall out.

SuckMyWang ,

Let’s be honest, once you get the taste for marrow stew the no volunteering part is merely an obstacle.

SuckMyWang ,

“On site please. Yes that’s right, just tip them straight onto the bed”

SuckMyWang ,

At least it won’t matter if you break a tooth

SuckMyWang ,

I’ve grown accustomed to liquified chicken gizzards

SuckMyWang ,

Being boring is a thing people do.

SuckMyWang ,

I think Tommy’s on a government assassins hit list

SuckMyWang ,

Have they discovered a link between people with big noses and less motion sickness? Imo these are the more important questions that will drive humanity forward

SuckMyWang ,

Yes although I’m hypothesising large nose peoples brains will be doing this with a larger area hence the greater effects against motion sickness. It could lead to novel treatments for motion sickness like wearing a big nose while riding on a bus.

SuckMyWang ,

If you are right in the woods and no one is around to see it, were you really right?

SuckMyWang ,

What an awful opinion

SuckMyWang ,

I agree although this only deals with problems where the outcome is not predetermined and your judgement cannot be resolved until the solution is observed by another.

SuckMyWang ,

ChatGTP can suck my nuts.

SuckMyWang ,

What do you call a masterbating cow? Beef stroganoff

SuckMyWang ,

Penis if your lucky

SuckMyWang ,

Why? Why ask this question at all?

SuckMyWang ,

And now that all their friends, family and coworkers who got the vaccine aren’t dead they’re kind of shitty about it. Any reasonable, decent human being would be so overjoyed and relieved that they were wrong. But they’re not, they’re annoyed. And now I’m supposed to carry on and trust them like they care about people other than themselves.

SuckMyWang ,

Your feet don’t burn as much because they’re further away from the sun

SuckMyWang ,

I heard YouTube banned videos showing that if you look at the orb through a magnifying glass you can see things the government don’t want you to see. If they’re banning videos about it they must be really scared of people finding out the truth

SuckMyWang ,

If you think about it, free speech is about as close as you can come to a completely libertarian system. Even then it was obvious early on that having completely unrestricted free speech for all is dumb as fuck because so many people have bad intentions or are dumb as fuck. So we’re left with not being able to agree where to draw the line and with disproportionately powerful people being able to leverage all that “freedom” towards their own goals while weak and dumb people with good intentions get chewed up by their ideology influencing machines.

SuckMyWang ,

Now that you mention it I haven’t seen the moon all day. Sus as fuck. Please screen shot this comment and upload it to multiple cloud servers in case I disappear

SuckMyWang ,

Probably held a bidding auction between hotels and air bnb. The hotels must have had deeper pockets to buy up a piece of legislation in a democratic system. How good is freedom

Why is everyone so giddy about the flooding thay happened at burning man?

Social media seems to be laughing its ass off about this tragedy, is it because the folks at burning man are perceived as frivolous hippies or something? Everyone I’ve ever met who was a regular burning man attendee has been a solid human being with strong morals, personally and financially responsible, a career. Upstanding...

SuckMyWang ,

Wouldn’t every event or festival be an exercise in waste and excess? May be e we should just stay at home forever and work

SuckMyWang ,

Fireworks?

SuckMyWang ,

He really should have read the sign first

SuckMyWang ,

This is like that inception movie

SuckMyWang ,

A lot of them know he’s a lying, cheating, grifter but they don’t care. They just want someone to hurt the people they don’t like. It’s quite pathetic at its core.

SuckMyWang ,

Because alphabet are way more ethical than Spotify

SuckMyWang , (edited )

I will have to disagree. The reason alphabet don’t hire specific outrage manufacturers is because they already get their cut. They make a fortune from Jo Rogan videos and other conspiracy nuts through youtube. And they are more than happy to push these people to tops of our algorithms to capitalise

SuckMyWang ,

They are pushing it to the top of the algorithms. The algorithms are driven by engagement and outrage is one of the most sure drivers.

Google is more than aware that outrage makes money. It’s a bit like saying I work a day job baking cookies and do contract killing on the side, so I’m not as bad as the guy who does contract killing fulltime. While it is objectively better why bother defending it?

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