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4: I'm going with a palate cleanser of an actual this time: Act Your Age, Eve Brown by Talia Hibbert. I listened to the previous book in the series and it was sweet, hilarious, and British (they chose the narrator well).

I'm expecting this to be a straight, interracial romance with at least one neurodivergent character.

Here we go!

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I'm already cackling into my dishwashing.

Topics she might journal about:
"or her resentmeent toward the author of a thrilling AO3 fanfic "Tasting Captain America" who hadn't uploaded a new chapter since the great tittyfucking cliffhanger of Dec 2017."

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ooooh dueling neurodivergences!!! ⚔️

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omg secondhand job interview anxiety.

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he's thinking of her as a chaos demon and keeps talking about his need to be in control of everything. I thought I'd finally picked a vanilla one?

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oh, oh are we doing the caught in the rain trope? 🥺

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hahaha handwritten employee handbooks. Cute.

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oh wow, offering to flash him to distract him from his injuries.

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he's funny when he's concussed.

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Wow, To Ravish a Rouge really makes me see the whole monster-romance-is-a-metaphor-for-the-horrifying-ordeal-of-being-known thing.

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OK, here we go with the second
I'm optimistic this will be better than my first pick.

This sounds like it will be a straight-oriented romance, with the classic "sneaks onto a pirate ship as a man" trope (I love it. Shut up.) and also shapeshifting, so I bet there will be some gateway drugs to queerness here. Some light genderbendery?

I am totally fascinated that the GoodReads crowd seems better able to identify the kinks here than romance.io, although GoodReads does get more traffic.

Vore? I'm a little scared tbh, but here we go.

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ok, so what are they smuggling

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I went with the audiobook, we'll see if that was A Terrible Mistake. It really depends on the narrator reading the male POV.

Lewd, 😍

"each crew member would find a place to unload his own overfilled stores in their time on land, making their deposits in the slick vaults between the courtisiers thighs, one thrust at a time. The ships came in and the ships went out."

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oh shit did he already clock her?

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oh dang, I want that tub

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how does she not know

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now I really want that tub 😉

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ok, that is way more creative than I was expecting.

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I am all about this more equitable creative anatomy thing

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I'm listening to this on breaks, this is going to take awhile.

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oh he is gonna be pissed

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I think I'm a little bit in love with his skeezy, caretaking pirate ass

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Hahahahahaha how did he not know.
How 👏 did 👏 he 👏 not 👏 know

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This image will stand for my summary review of To Ravish a Rogue. I gave it 5 stars, see romance.io for content warnings as per uzhe.

It's part of a series called Dangerous Tides which is written by all different authors and also, importantly, has pretty book covers, so I'm thinking of reading another one in future. No telling if it will be as delightfully gonzo as this turned out to be.

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