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Barack Obama: “For elevator music, AI is going to work fine. Music like Bob Dylan or Stevie Wonder, that's different” (musictech.com)

Barack Obama: “For elevator music, AI is going to work fine. Music like Bob Dylan or Stevie Wonder, that’s different”::Barack Obama has weighed in on AI’s impact on music creation in a new interview, saying, “For elevator music, AI is going to work fine”.

Inmate ,

It’s hilarious to me that young people think “AI” is intelligent or good at what it does. It’s a fucking toy. I’ve made my own little GANs and Markov chains and the are thousands of empty little parlor tricks we’ve invented to separate the young from their money.

I saw a thread where a few zoomers were going wild over an AI loli generated porn image that looked like an animal balloon, all oiled and shiny, vagina sideways, face of an eight year old smiling for a school photo, huge veiny cocks blasting gallons of cum onto a tiny kawaii face:

“Omg so fucking hot 🥵 I’m fucking diamonds!”

Your dumb ass will be listening to a “song” simulacrum constructed out of 100,000 product jingles and Max Martin B-sides, jacking off to deranging porn, having full blown emotional conversations with bots and crying when that bot’s creator gets busted for CP.

Anyone listening to false music that’s overly Fourier transformed, with impossible instrument voices and chords that make it unlistenable to actual musicians and then trying to make people feel ashamed for having a soul is just waving a massive red flag for everyone to see that says “I have no idea what it means to be a human with skin in the game”.

That movie Demolition Man totally called it in the 90s btw that not only would you all be listening to commercial jingles all the time but defending them and singing their “lyrics” loudly.

Thank you for loudly identifying yourself as yet another Elon-like who thinks they know so much more than Barack fucking Obama. You and yourself should get a room and listen to that shit all day and see who you become. If you can’t create your own, you kids will get the “art” you deserve and it will cost A LOT 😂

Following for the laughs!

Inmate ,

Why are you acting like it’s at all difficult to understand?

Inmate ,

Kidz Bop and Max Martin’s drunk voicemails

Inmate ,

If he’s an unqualified bystander, then what the fuck are you?

I’m always surprised that the people with all the answers only share them with thirty other assholes on the Internet.

I’m confident a 14 year old can write their own AI, maybe even a smart 10 year old.

Here’s instructions for kids:

youtu.be/XJ7HLz9VYz0?si=1QN3fqT03HSMufib

You think Obama can’t wrap his head around a little algebra?

Why, when speaking intelligently and thoughtfully in the subject, is he so wrong in his assessment, when you, in one lazy sentence, are so right?

I’m really worried about would-be wise people just throwing in the towel cause they don’t know how much better they could be with a little discipline, and settle for being clever here and there.

Inmate ,

Are you saying that Barack Obama and Dr. Dre both are equally unqualified to talk about “AI”? What other similarities do they share that makes you reach for Dr. Dre so quickly? Do you believe that Obama or Dre are incapable of interacting with computers or understanding computer science? Do you think that people who look like “thugs” to a person like you might be capable of learning and performing complex tasks?

Inmate ,

Because you can teach a teen to do it in two weeks. He was a constitutional law professor, as well as the first elected African-American president in the United States. I learned LLMs in a couple months and I never used a comp until 2021. Why are you gatekeeping?

Inmate ,

🤣

Inmate ,

Yeah this belongs in a head shop

Inmate ,

This thread is the gift that keeps in giving 🤣

Inmate ,

HAHA that’s crazy you think that that is so great.

I was like this in the 90s with MDs.

You probably think AI porn is “stunning” 🤣

Inmate ,

I think magicians love when audiences are willing to both believe in magic and maintain a respect for the secrecy of their trade.

I’ll tell you what I know for sure: people from my generation are working like their lives depend on it to separate the new generations from their money using our triumphant new invention; so of course this looks like impressive art to younger people and no one else; you’ll love the AI music we sell you too! And wait till you meet all the AI characters we’ve trained for you! You can sit, jaw dropped stifling laughter to hear the next joke designed to make you cackle so hard you piss yourself, in a room full of tailored friends.

There are still tons of real things in this world: they still inspire more fruitful wonder than we do for ourselves and our contraptions.

Inmate ,

Young tech can’t tell real from simulacrum

Inmate ,

It’s not even infinite

sciencealert.com/the-world-is-running-out-of-data…

Inmate ,

I think your generation’s the first to be totally pink for this sort of thing and I’m worried for ya

I’m gutted that you can’t tell the difference. Or that you don’t care to. It’s sad you think this toy is an idol.

Inmate ,

I agree, my argument is that both aren’t challenging for even the average person if they really want/need to understand how these models produce refined noise informed by human patterns.

There are electricians everywhere you know.

This isn’t a random person thoughtlessly yelling one-sentence nonsense pablum on the Internet like you.

You think this person can’t understand something as straightforward as programming, coming from law?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama

Please link your Wikipedia below 🫠

Inmate ,

Infinite Jest

Inmate ,

Why would I feel called out by a pattern I’ve seen a few times before and the generation before me saw even more than that?

You’re like the dude in the other 20s, “you fools! Look to the sky! The dirigible has conquered the realm once enjoyed freely only by the birds and angels! I’ll take a streaming hot DUMP on you from here! One golden ticket onto the glorious Hindenburg!”

Flies are just consequences of shit; I don’t feel much of anything about flies I figure 🤷‍♂️

Inmate ,

Nope, lol

Inmate , (edited )

“I dunno why it’s hard, this anguish–I coddle / Myself too much. My ‘Self’? A large-language-model.”

Inmate ,

I’m getting nuked from another thread

China is using the world's largest known online disinformation operation to harass Americans, a CNN review finds (www.cnn.com)

The Chinese government has built up the world’s largest known online disinformation operation and is using it to harass US residents, politicians, and businesses—at times threatening its targets with violence, a CNN review of court documents and public disclosures by social media companies has found....

Inmate ,

Posting a lone YouTube video is indicative of a deep and fruitful intellectual bedrock. Lookout: this guy’s got answers 🤣!

Inmate ,

It’s a program of attraction rather than promotion

Inmate ,

No, you don’t understand, this is decades long process for most NPOs and charities. Some will wait for a century or more to find the right organization. Doctors without Borders, for instance, has a notoriously difficult time performing their duties as the borders keep changing over time as they wait for the right fit–many of their doctors are, in fact, within borders.

My charity has a pile of gold that a dragon sits on until the dragon has found a CEO and board of trustees who can withstand 20k° of dragonfire. Until then, I’d be a fool not to collect interest, for charity of course.

Inmate ,

10-4, Pillsbury in the Oven, I repeat, we have Pillsbury in the Oven, Over

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him — Malfunctioning sensor system blamed for technician’s death at Korean food plant (www.theregister.com)

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him — Malfunctioning sensor system blamed for technician’s death at Korean food plant::Malfunctioning sensor system blamed for technician’s death at Korean food plant

Inmate ,

It’s 로봇 크러쉬 [Robot Crusher] brand. They advertise this cooking process and must therefore kill boxes of peppers with prejudice and treat their structure with total disrespect.

© 2023 로봇 크러쉬™

Inmate ,

It’s almost like saying that something is going to happen is somehow easier than making something happen 🤔

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