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IDontHavePantsOn , to memes in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

It really is a magical night ❤️

IDontHavePantsOn , to memes in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

I didn’t ask for your opinion, but ok.

SquarePants/Harris 2024

IDontHavePantsOn , to memes in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet

A year ago I made a sarcastic comment which most people understood as such, except one other commenter. I took the opportunity to make the most heavy handed sarcastic response I could where I said democrats should vote for SpongeBob and we should all be more like him because he’s a hard worker.

Apparently that was the comment that needed the /s.

The real problem, in my opinion, is that when there’s so much toxicity in a network that people need the /s, the network isn’t capable of handling sarcasm anymore. At that point hate has won.

IDontHavePantsOn , to technology in HBO Max was renamed Max, and Warner Bros. Discovery lost subscribers

The menu configuration is nearing Amazon Prime levels of stupidity when they used to have one of the easiest to navigate.

IDontHavePantsOn , to technology in BMW tests next-gen LiDAR to beat Tesla to Level 3 self-driving cars

GM has had supercruise under subscription service for forever.

IDontHavePantsOn , to piracy in What would you considered "Ethical Piracy"

No and most android companies are also doing away with SD card slots. I have spectrum mobile and the only phones they offer with SD slots are low spec Samsungs.

IDontHavePantsOn , to news in Actor Paul Reubens, of PeeWee Herman fame, dead at 70
  1. It was undercover detectives that “caught” him and they didn’t approach him until he tried to leave. They also arrested 3 other people.

Who ever volunteered to watch these guys cum in a porn theater just to handcuff their slimy wrists… I’m no comedian, but that entire situation is so insane I feel I could do at least 10 minutes on it.

IDontHavePantsOn , to mensliberation in Why men lose all their friends in midlife

I’m not sure how common my own experience is, but I’ve lost most of my friends from group toxicity. Not to have a messiah complex, but the whole reason my “friends” hung out for years was because of me and my parties. I stopped having parties and we were still just as close. As soon as I settled down with someone out side of the group, a few of them started causing problems to the point that I disassociated from the group.

Last year my wife and I went to a BBQ (that I had to be persuaded to go to by my wife, who took the brunt of the bullying) where they apologized for how they treated us. We thought everything was good. It came to light that we were not invited to their big get together this year. Then it was clear they were purposely excluding us from a ton of things. No one wished me a happy birthday, though they knew when it was, and my “best” friend regularly travels a hundred miles to another friend’s house that is 10 miles away, but I haven’t seen him since his birthday, which I traveled a hundred miles away for.

It’s sad feeling the bridges are burned, but I would much rather spend time with my family than the friends that justify hurting my family.

IDontHavePantsOn , to piracy in What would you considered "Ethical Piracy"

On a tangential note, this is the same reason I will not buy a phone without expandable storage. The cheapest statistic of a phone is now the difference between a $800 phone and a $1200 phone. For $30 I can double my storage, but that is not ok for manufacturers, especially when they can make $5 a month for 1G of space, that requires internet access, from millions of people. Learning that most people have to pick and choose memorable pictures and videos just because they run out of space is horrendous to me. The companies know that data storage will increase over time for every user, and they are banking on everyone banking their data in a more insecure manner, with them, at an ever increasing rate. I refuse to have my memories and heartfelt data held hostage by bullshit companies that can’t even support their own devices for more than 5 years.

IDontHavePantsOn , to rpgmemes in R.I.P. Paul Reubens

I just told my wife 20 minutes ago that I was sad because he was dragged through the mud by media years ago and “it’s not like he was in his 70s”. Turns out he was 70. He looked damn good for a 70 year old.

IDontHavePantsOn , to lemmyshitpost in Hard times

Here’s the thing most people don’t understand. It’s possible to bag your shit elsewhere. You can scan your shit, put it back in the cart, and literally go anywhere else and bag it up. Everybody and their mother are taking the time to bag their shit at the checkout and holding everyone else hostage while they figure out where to put their bananas and lube. I routinely take a full cart of shit, scan it all with the handheld scanner, and I’m out the door before Nancy and her 10 shits. The whole point is that the POS is just there to pay for your shit. If everyone just took their shit to the giant area in front of every store, or to their car to bag their shit, no one would be holding anyone up besides the truly inept.

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