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Got_Bent , to lemmyshitpost in I've only ever played the home game.

The boss level puts you up against the eighties gravity bong.

Got_Bent , to lemmyshitpost in How to know you're in Indiana.

They’re pollinated by the majestic lot lizard.

Got_Bent , to memes in "Cancel Culture"

I love that there’s a reference to the Tom Hanks classic Mazes and Monsters in there.

Funny thing about the eighties. I was absolutely forbidden from playing dungeons and dragons but was totally allowed to play wizardry, Ultima, and bards tale.

Explain that parental logic.

I do feel I missed out. Never did get to play the real deal.

Got_Bent , to news in The wealth of the 1% just hit a record $44 trillion

Of course, repayment of loans for billionaires is entirely optional. Just raise the overdraft fees of the normies to compensate.

Got_Bent , to news in The wealth of the 1% just hit a record $44 trillion

Aren’t there some billion dollar super yachts out there? There’s always a reason for the stupidity rich to claim they need more.

Got_Bent , (edited ) to news in US appeals court kills ban on plastic containers contaminated with PFAS

I immediately knew this would be the fifth circuit.

Got_Bent , to news in WaPo Shrugs Off Legal Threats and Finally Publishes Kim Mulkey ‘Hit Piece’

Yeah I read through it, and on a scale of one to Bobby Knight, she’s not really all that out of the ordinary when compared to her male counterparts.

That’s not to excuse some of the behavior mentioned. Rather I saw it as somewhere along the lines of, “ooh! Look! Terrible woman!”

I’m more of the opinion that the pressure to win at all costs has turned the coaching profession into a cess pool of sociopathic disease regardless of gender.

For some real fun, look up Rick Majerus shitting in a towel.

Got_Bent , to mildlyinfuriating in Every single jigsaw puzzle in the store was one of these.

Maybe you could just enjoy a nice game of Scrabble instead.

Got_Bent , to news in Texas woman sues prosecutors who charged her with murder after she self-managed an abortion

Ken Paxton gonna be 24/7 surveiling her now looking for any little thing.

Got_Bent , to news in Texas GOP meets group suggesting death penalty for women who seek abortions

Death for abortions and IVF.

The latter surprises me since it’s generally affluent white people doing it, and this group definitely wants more of those babies.

Up next, death for miscarriage.

Coworkers who don’t have daughters mock me when I say I don’t want my adult daughter living here because it’s dangerous. They think I’m overblowing it. They’re taking the standard, “if it didn’t affect me personally, it’s not real or important,” stance.

Got_Bent , to world in A Filipino villager is nailed to a cross for the 35th time on Good Friday to pray for world peace

He should be more like Peter who refused to imitate Jesus and was thus crucified upside down.

Got_Bent , to lemmyshitpost in This is the way

Ten of the last twelve incoming calls on my phone were scam numbers. I haven’t had the ringer or vibrate turned on for my phone for months so I never notice them. My phone does a pretty good job of blocking them and an outstanding job blocking spam texts

Got_Bent , to world in Cocoa Is More Expensive Than Copper as It Tops $9,000

Willy Wonka is furiously amending his payment contract with the oompa loompas right about now.

Won’t somebody think of the chocolate factory and its shareholders?

Got_Bent , to greentext in Homer

I’m fifty one years old and just kinda wanna break down what I’ve seen in my life:

My grandparents generation: Was able to buy housing, get healthcare, receive retirement. Note: They lived through the great depression, and categorically never spent any money that wasn’t necessary, even when they had several boatloads of it.

My parents generation: Housing was achievable but not given (I remember a whole lot of single wides, apartments, and duplexes among the adults of my childhood). Healthcare was affordable. Retirement was promised but not delivered.

My generation: Housing was achievable if you moved to the sticks and loved you some Jesus at the local Baptist Church, but not in the cities. We got a taste of healthcare twenty five years ago, but then yeah no. Retirement? Hahahahaha! We got 401(k)s forced in us, and they never materialized into dick. Many flatout vaporized when our marriages fizzled out.

My kid’s generation. Seriously, just die in the street. You’ll get absolute fuck all nothing, and you’ll like it as the older generations blame you for our fuckups.

My great contribution is that I’ll be able to leave my house free and clear of mortgage to my spawn when I check out. She can live in it, sell it, rent it, burn it to the ground. Whatever she wants, but damnit, I’m giving her the opportunity to do it, which most of her peers will never have.

Got_Bent , to memes in Heavy AF!

I had a 55 inch TV that I bought in 2005 right before flat screens became common. Thing was so heavy it was on wheels.

When it finally died, I used it as a TV stand for my TV.

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