Oil derricks and rigs look beautiful to conservatives, they would gladly have their vistas dotted with them. But looking at wind turbines makes them mad. If you ever want to see a conservative smile, just whisper “more money” in their ears. It’s a magic universal turn on for them, even crossing or not crossing as it were, gender boundaries. And you know how important those are otherwise to them, well at least in public. Behind closed doors they are exactly as likely as everyone else to be LGBTQ.