Ok. That worked. Wow. I’ll give you this… Your suggestion is fascinating. Not because I think it could work, but because you think it could work.
Also, I’m genuinely fascinated by your repeated use of some variation of “Wake me up when these problems get solved doing something I don’t suggest.” You’ve punctuated numerous comments in the same thread this way. I really don’t mean this to sound insulting at all. Are you, by chance, on the spectrum? If so, please forgive my previous abrasiveness as I thought you were just a conservative.