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Customs agent: “I see that you just arrived from Russia. Did you meet with anyone under US sanctions? If so, who?”

Orban: “Yes. President Putin.”

Customs agent: “ummm okay…and what is the purpose of your visit to the United States?”

Orban: “To tell former president Trump about my visit with President Putin.”

Customs agent: “anything to declare?”

Orban: “no, just this priceless faberge egg that I’m holding for a friend.”

…is how I imagine it went.

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