I didn’t downvote, but for those of us outside this world, we might misunderstand this as:
I want to have regular sex with a pillow made to look like a child, and I want all you internet strangers to:
imagine me doing this,
help me do this, and
don’t act like it’s weird or personal or inappropriate
I know that I don’t know what I’m talking about, and would just ignore a post like this, but since you wonder at any downvotes, my sample misunderstanding may explain some of them.