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TotallyNotSpez ,

Great, now we’re going to get sued.

ininewcrow ,
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Sued? … we probably have agents all over the site now and this place is going to turn into a recruitment service

All Hail Mother Hubbard and Xenu!

SnotFlickerman ,
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We live in the darkest timeline.

ininewcrow ,
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No we don’t … the timeline just never changed … it’s always been dark

originalucifer OP , (edited )
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reality's default setting; dark

oops, its in the kernel only set at runtime, sorry!

originalucifer OP ,
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i feel like 'federaction' would get a lot of traction in the marketing of the federation.. but then.. maybe they killed and ate all the marketers. it was a somewhat utopian society after all

/handy

ummthatguy ,
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rob64 ,

Wait is using “/handy” as a shorthand for Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy… Is that a thing?

originalucifer OP ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

yes, i made it a thing. thank you for noticing!

rob64 ,

Well gosh darn it. I like it.

LongbottomLeaf ,

That’s odd, I don’t see Shelly.

originalucifer OP ,
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you dont get to just meet shelly! your levels must be checked, you gotta get rid of those thetans or youll contaminate whats left of her!

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

She dead

bionicjoey ,

Nah, she just developed a… Sudden and acute case of agoraphobia

ummthatguy ,
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