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ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

He ain’t called “partially functional” Data.

https://media.tenor.com/8sHHj7_VWuoAAAAd/subrote-star-trek.gif

negativenull ,

can you milk me

RojoSanIchiban ,

Guys… Data doesn’t have nipples.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/58ec34f7-39da-4b2f-a439-4b9d5dc335be.jpeg

(I know it’s Lore but they’re identical, shut up!)

Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

lol … these comments also got me to thinking of the whole ‘made in God’s image’

What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is

What if we’re all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?

LimitedExpress ,

I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons… Like, makes you think…

EmergMemeHologram ,

Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.

LimitedExpress ,

Is it the mandula oblongata?

lorez ,

Medulla

mister_flibble ,

Lornery

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make “Tea, with Data’s breast milk” by William Riker.

shiveyarbles , (edited )

Eddies in the space -time continuum…

Well what’s he doing there then?

mosiacmango ,

WesleyCrusherAllTacos.meme

Cylusthevirus ,
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

I know it's a meme but there's an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data’s body just to mess people who would see him naked.

Odinkirk ,
@Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Then he has a perfect excuse to hunt down Section 31 agents while trying to establish control of a new clean energy source. And he won’t be fooled by an agent pretending to be a statue. Also he can assemble and disassemble his golden phaser faster than most people can blink.

Damn, I wish I had the writing chops to run with this.

lorez ,

And Dr Han Fastolfe…ehm Soong

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

… Personal screen explodes …

EmpathicVagrant ,

Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Red Alert!!! … Computer is diverting power from life support! … the warp core is failing and being drained of power … lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

IzzyData ,
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker’s search queries.

VicksVaporBBQrub ,

Granted…
botsin.space/

Izzy ,
@Izzy@startrek.website avatar

Hilarious. Thank you.

bingbong ,

which galaxy is the samsung galaxy

armus ,

Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

Gork ,

They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

PolPotPie ,

so tasha yar has something to pinch during the naked time

thecrotch ,

There’s a mastadon account called “rikers search history” that addresses this question

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Does Data have nipples?

taanegl ,

There’s no photo evidence of it I can find, and I’ve been given a good reason to search for “start trek data nipples”. You all saw it. This was justified.

But seeing as some people are super insistent, I’ll have to conclude that it’s A CONSPIRACY!!!

Birds aren’t real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them's the rules.

FiskFisk33 ,

I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
Why does he have a nose?

nxdefiant ,

canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

shiveyarbles ,

Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim

DestroyerOfWorlds ,

I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.

StraySojourner ,

Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo

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