Now that it's December, you'll want to circulate this special PSA around your ship. Can't be too careful.

GobiasIndustries , 7 months ago

Now I know what a replicator dinner feels like.

MajorHavoc , 7 months ago

If I’ve learned anything about Jeffries tubes during the holidays, it’s that they probably contain a federation officer who got stuck ‘doing a “Die Hard”’ on some terrosists.

If I had a nickel for every time that happened…well I would have two nickels. But you have to admit, it’s interesting that it happened twice.

(I can’t actually name episodes, but I know I’ve seen this plot at least twice.)

EmergMemeHologram , 7 months ago

Occasionally, it’s a teeny tiny shuttle pod that was doing a Die Hard.

teft , 7 months ago

One time it was a betazoid sociopath that did a Die Hard.

TWeaK , 7 months ago

DIY instructions on how to make your own Die Hard Christmas ornament: gosocial.co/make-festive-die-hard-christmas-tree-…

teft , 7 months ago

Yippee Kai Winn mother fucker.

NakariLexfortaine , 7 months ago

“Now I have an I-MOD, Ho Ho Ho”

medicsofanarchy , 7 months ago

“Beam aboard, we’ll get together, have a few laughs…”

OldManBOMBIN , 7 months ago

Damn I gotta go out to the coast, get together and have a few laughs

SnotFlickerman , 7 months ago

The True Meaning of Christmas.

HuntressHimbo , 7 months ago

Live long and die prosperous 🖖🏼

ummthatguy , 7 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7cf8dd69-ebf1-4334-b973-f87c2862edba.jpeg

negativenull , 7 months ago

same people

ummthatguy , 7 months ago

• trouble keeps finding him
• strained marriage
• trusted by associates to do his job
• distant relationship with his kids
• glutton for punishment
• remains dour/sarcastic in the face of danger

Sounds about right.

negativenull , 7 months ago

• Loves crawling in tubes