"But we can exonerate him. We found the tomato." (www.businessinsider.com)
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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)
HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated' (www.theregister.com)
Trump says he'll be a dictator only 'on day one' if elected (www.rte.ie)
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Newly elected school board president sworn in on stack of banned books (www.dailykos.com)
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Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job (www.cnn.com)
Starlink has lost over 1,000 satellites totaling billions in waste. UFO conspiracy theorists are saying UFO's are destroying his rockets because both humans and aliens don't like Elon. (tiblur.com)
Oil CEO says blaming the energy industry for the climate crisis ‘like blaming farmers for obesity’ (www.cnbc.com)
Tokyo taxi driver arrested for allegedly running into and killing pigeon (www3.nhk.or.jp)
French law upholds cows' right to moo in countryside (www.nst.com.my)
PARIS: Urbanites seeking peace and quiet in the bucolic French countryside will have more difficulty in taking farmers to court over crowing roosters, mooing cows and stinking pigs in the future after parliament passed a new law, reported German news agency (dpa).
Israel orders Gazans to flee, bombs where it sends them (www.reuters.com)
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Speaker Johnson Explains Holdup In Releasing Jan 6 Tapes: ‘We Have To Blur Some Of The Faces’ To Protect Them From The DOJ (lemmy.world)
Escaped kangaroo captured after punching Canadian officer (www.reuters.com)
Dec 4 (Reuters) - A kangaroo that escaped its handlers during transport to a new home was captured on Monday east of Toronto after a weekend in the wild, but not before delivering a punch in the face to one of the police officers who brought her run to an end.
YouTuber Trevor Jacob jailed after crashing plane for views (www.bbc.co.uk)
Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit (time.com)
Time magazine: “we don’t know how yet, but we’re gonna find a way to link the rise of fascism and avocado toast”
French anti-bullying bikers accused of threatening headteacher (www.bbc.com)
Members of a French motorcycle group against bullying are charged with threats to headteacher.
Meg Ryan Defends Son Jack Quaid Of ‘Nepo Baby’ Label: “That Nepo Stuff Is So Dismissive Of His Work Ethic” (deadline.com)
Mobile tower stolen in India's Uttar Pradesh (gulfnews.com)
Paraguay official resigns after signing agreement with fictional country (apnews.com)
Jon Hamm worked with a nippleologist (www.avclub.com)
Jon Hamm worked with a nippleologist. We're as fascinated by this choice of career as you are.
Attorney suspended for pooping in a Pringles can, leaving it in victim advocate's parking lot (www.usatoday.com)
Man rescued after getting stuck in Lincoln's Glory Hole (metro.co.uk)
Ohio Lawyer Suspended After Chucking Poop-Filled Pringles Can From His Car (au.sports.yahoo.com)
“Mustangs erode the esteem, legitimacy and distinct culture of the officer corps like merchants marrying into the aristocracy,” says retired Marine officer (taskandpurpose.com)
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