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SGG ,

Guess we should change the old saying to if it’s brown lay down, if it’s black put it on snap?

Gingerlegs ,

Bear: am I a joke to you people!?

People: 📸

Bear: yep 🥺

henfredemars ,

On the bright side, this is a self-solving problem.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but when the poor boy chomps down on some dumbass with a cell phone that whole community’s going to want it dead. :(

henfredemars ,

Technically speaking it’s still a self-solving problem in that case also.

But you are correct. The human is the most dangerous animal on the planet.

Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

Them*

someguy3 ,

“Onlookers were trying to take selfies with the bear and he’s clearly not in the mood for pictures. The bear has shown signs of severe stress,” the post said.

It described the large male bear as “stressed, depressed, lemon zest” and urged the public not to approach a black bear at any time, “especially those that are showing aggression like this big fella”.

How are we supposed to take this seriously when they make jokes?

HonkTonkWoman ,

I was really confused by that… wtf… Lemon Zest?

someguy3 ,

Urban dictionary says it’s the opposite of “easy peasy lemon squeezy”.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Yeah, just confused as how it applies to a depressed bear. You were spot on.

elephantium ,
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Bears don’t have spots, you’re thinking of leopards.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Heh?

ryven ,
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Because it’s possible to joke about something while still treating it seriously? Acknowledging that the bear is relatable, and that that’s kind of funny, isn’t incompatible with urging people to respect its boundaries.

Stalinwolf ,
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DEER DIERY

THING ARE RELLY LOOKING UP FOR ONSE

A NUMBER OF PEPLE HAVE STOPD BY TO SEE ME AND TAKE PICHRS FOR THE MEMRIES

MAYBE I WAS RONG ABOUT LIFE

MAYBE I WAS RONG ABOUT PEPLE

I THINK ILL LIVE

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uis ,

The bear is lucky to not meet drunk russian

HonkTonkWoman ,

That bear’s a roadside attraction in Florida. Ain’t nothing lucky about that.

For some reason, I feel like fighting a drunk Russian might be preferred over Florida.

EleventhHour ,
@EleventhHour@lemmy.world avatar

or any bear, really

rc__buggy ,

Man, I just got used to the brits spelling it aluminium and now this?!

which was sitting beside a telegraph pole.

telegraph. tele-graph. graph.

Guntrigger ,

How else would you spell it?

69420 ,

I think they’re more concerned about the continued existence of telegraph infrastructure.

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