Putin’s adviser says U.S. is using brainwashing to make gay Ukrainian super-soldiers (www.lgbtqnation.com)
Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster" (boingboing.net)
Nebraska governor Jim Pillen, a Republican not noted as a women’s rights supporter, yesterday issued an executive order “defining” males and females and the attributes thereof. The anti-transgender political grandstanding offers fusty explanations of the sexes–men are “bigger, stronger and faster” on average–in...
Pakistan wants to claim the rights to the name 'India' should country change its name (www.indy100.com)
Pakistan might change its name to India, if India changes its name....
The Government is funding over $20 million for the development of Surveillance Clothing called SMARTePANTS (www.iarpa.gov)
Investigator assures that [presidents] Evo and Arce donated 12 stolen cars (latin-american.news)
After the controversy that arose from the donation to Conamaq of a stolen vehicle in Chile, the director of the Vehicle Search Group (GBV), Hugo Bustos, revealed to this medium that there are at least 12 cars with reports of theft in Chilean territory that were donated to the governments of Evo Morales and Luis Arce.
Coast Guard arrests a man trying to run a giant hamster wheel across the Atlantic (www.npr.org)
Police called to yoga class mistaken for mass killing. (www.theguardian.com)
Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane (www.theguardian.com)
Air Canada customers kicked off plane for refusing vomit-covered seat (globalnews.ca)
Musk threatens Anti-Defamation League with defamation lawsuit (arstechnica.com)
Suspected Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Himself After Going The Wrong Way Down A Highway (jalopnik.com)
The driver was heading northbound on southbound Highway 77....
‘Excited to see the memes’: Germany’s Olaf Scholz posts eyepatch photo (www.theguardian.com)
Ukrainian marines destroy Russian anti-drone unit with kamikaze UAV (www.pravda.com.ua)
NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect” (theintercept.com)
Antivaxx protesters tried to storm the BBC but had the wrong address. (feddit.uk)
U.S. Spy Agency Dreams of Surveillance Underwear It’s Calling "SMART ePANTS" (theintercept.com)
The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is throwing $22 million in taxpayer money at developing clothing that records audio, video, and location data....
Grilled Ice Is Apparently a Real Street Snack in China (www.odditycentral.com)
Videos of people grilling ice cubes and seasoning them with sauces and spices have been doing the rounds on Chinese social media and leaving people with unanswered questions....
Blood-Swapping Tech Bro Extends Eternal Youth Ambitions to Penis (jezebel.com)
Bryan Johnson, 45, is shocking his, uhm, Johnson in hopes of never dying? Did I get that right?...
Indian Government Workers Wear Motorcycle Helmets as Protection from Falling Debris (www.odditycentral.com)
Government employees working in a decrepit building in Telangana, India, have taken to wearing motorcycle helmets to prevent slabs of concrete from the ceiling falling on their heads....
Amazon Workers Delivered Packages During Destructive Tropical Storm (www.vice.com)
“It was tough being on the road,” said one driver who delivered in California the day it experienced flooding and record rainfall....
India erects life-size cutouts of langurs to deter monkeys before G20 (www.aljazeera.com)
Officials also hire more than 30 ‘monkey-men to scare away the primates as global leaders make their way to New Delhi....
Man pulled over for driving with massive bull riding shotgun in Nebraska (nypost.com)
Even better - The bull’s name is Howdy Doody....