I’m into cars. They all have personalities and behaviours. I often see cars and think, “When it rolled out of the factory on its first day, did it ever imagine that one day it would be like this?”
“What am I going to be when I grow up?”
“You’re going to ferry an old business man off his estate twice a month, then be sold to an Uber Black driver that won’t look after you so you’ll blow blue smoke and eventually be sold to a scrap yard for parts.”
“Oh… 😔”
“And what about me? What will I be?”
“You’re going to have three 122mm rocket launchers strapped to you and you’ll help liberate a nation.”