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**HAUNTED MANSION Discussion Megapost** 2023-07-28 šŸ°šŸ‘»

TitleHaunted MansionMPAA Rating:PG-13Runtime02:02:00Release Date (USA):July 28, 2023Director:Justin SimienMain Cast:LaKeith Stanfield, Rosario Dawson, Owen Wilson, Tiffany Haddish, Danny DeVito, Jamie Lee Curtis, Chase Dillon, Jared Leto**Summary:**A single mother and her son move into a mansion, only to find that it is haunted. To combat the spirits, they hire a former paranormal investigator turned tour guide, a priest, a psychic, and a college history professor.Useful links:


This is the place for all your general discussion, personal and/or linked reviews regarding the new 2023 film, Haunted Mansion, pinned for your convenience!

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kingmongoose7877 OP ,
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Oh, Haunted Mansion, you were my first Megapost and Iā€™ll never forget you ā¤ļø but itā€™s time I unpin you šŸ˜¢ Adieu, ma ami, adieu!

Buddhist1961 ,
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I went to watch this movie last weekend. I like movies but Iā€™m not an expert or anything, and I donā€™t have the best taste so take my opinion with a grain of salt. We went because my wife wanted to watch it.

I liked it. I have to confess that I expected less, but it was funny, it was entertaining, I think there was a jump scare that got me but overall, while it doesnā€™t feel like a proper horror movie, the ā€œscaryā€ scenes donā€™t feel silly.

I liked the characters dynamic and LaKeith Stanfield is definitely a great actor, even here where the material doesnā€™t require too much acting, he definitely elevates the film. Heā€™s the straight man and even then, he stands out among the rest of the quirky characters.

The only moment I felt like something was missing or wasnā€™t very well done was the scene where

spoilerLaKeithā€™s character is trying to convince the child to not go to ā€œhis fatherā€. I felt like we got a couple of scenes of them together where convincing him is believable, but nothing that was said seemed to me enough to actually convince him. We know that itā€™s not his father but the child doesnā€™t and LaKeith never says that, we know that if the kid goes there heā€™ll die and the bad guy will take his soul but the child doesnā€™t know that and LaKeith doesnā€™t say it, we know LaKeith cares a lot for the child and his mom (thatā€™s why we have those previous scenes) but, again, he doesnā€™t say that. He just convinces the kid by being persistent on saying ā€œyou have to come with meā€.

I donā€™t know if itā€™s actually a big problem but I remember thinking about that scene while I was actually watching the movie. Just a small and maybe ridiculous complaint I wanted to get off my chest.

After the cinema my wife was really excited explaining to me the lore and the references, so I think itā€™s a better experience if youā€™re familiar with the ride and the previous movies, but itā€™s still a fun movie to watch.

kingmongoose7877 OP ,
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I like movies but Iā€™m not an expert or anythingā€¦

Donā€™t worry, nobody is! šŸ¤£ Ya did just fine! Thanks for the comment.

kingmongoose7877 OP ,
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https://variety.com/2023/film/news/haunted-mansion-flops-disney-halloween-release-1235683293/ Why Didnā€™t Disney Save ā€˜Haunted Mansionā€™ for Halloween?

From the linked articleā€¦

Whether the release date is connected, ticket sales were veering on scary as the comedic thriller debuted in third place to a lackluster $24 million. Competition was heightened as ā€œBarbieā€ and ā€œOppenheimerā€ remained unexpectedly strong in their sophomore outings, collecting a combined $140 million over the weekend. Of course, nobody anticipated the power of ā€œBarbenheimerā€ when setting the film calendar.

kingmongoose7877 OP ,
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Really? Nobody?? šŸ¦— šŸ¦— šŸ¦— šŸ¦— šŸ¦— šŸ¦— šŸ¦— šŸ¦— šŸ¦—

LittleTarsier ,

I did not see this movie, and have no intention of seeing it, but I wanted to thank you for making the discussion post. Discussion posts have been somewhat lacking on Lemmy so I really appreciate the effort :)

kingmongoose7877 OP ,
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Gosh, youā€™re making me blush šŸ˜Š Thanks!

I did not see this movie, and have no intention of seeing it

Just judging from the comments here, no one else did nor has intention to either! šŸ¦—šŸ¦—šŸ¦— Oh well, what about the TMNT Megapost? Or the latest MEG 2: Electric Boogaloo Megapost?

Nutterthebutter ,

Iā€™ll take pride to say Iā€™m one of the only people on here that has lol great formatting for movie discussions though.

kingmongoose7877 OP ,
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Donā€™t know if I should congratulate you or console you! šŸ˜œ But from your review here it didnā€™t seem a total loss. And thanks for the format thumbs-up! šŸ«¶

LittleTarsier ,

Iā€™ll definitely contribute once I see those movies :)

kingmongoose7877 OP ,
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We canā€™t wait. šŸ˜œ

Blaze ,
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Really happy to see it indeed!

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