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We went to the county fair yesterday- a pig peed on my leg.

This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.

I can’t blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can’t blame the way they have the pens set up, that’s for the benefit of the pigs. I can’t even blame myself because I wasn’t even looking in that direction when it happened.

I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!

lazyslacker ,

It was a freak occurrence. I hesitate to call it an accident because the pig is probably not incontinent.

cybervseas ,

I think you can sign up for FarmersOnly now.

VelvetStorm ,

Blame it on my cat Odin. I blame pretty much everything on him cuz he’s just a dumb little guy who can take it. Besides it’s not like he cares.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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CURSE YOU ODIN!

(Oh shit, now I’m not going to go to Valhalla!)

odium ,

Were you planning to die fighting with a weapon in your hands? I think that’s the requirements to get in.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I wasn’t not planning to die that way…

KiofKi ,
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I would have at least have them show me their badge and complained to their superior

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m not some sort of pig Karen!

NotAPenguin ,

I don't think exploiting pigs at a fair can ever be for the benefit of the pigs.

Blame the assholes who exploit pigs for money.

sycamore ,

Nobody needs to be at fault. Nobody needs to pay. It’s just a thing that happened. You’ll still wake up tomorrow.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Sure… if I survive whatever plague the pig pee gave me I’ll wake up tomorrow.

orangeNgreen ,
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Pin the blame on the donkey.

mkhopper ,
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I think that getting peed on by an animal at a county fair is one of the entrance requirements for 4-H, so you can now check that one off the list.

EveningTurnip ,

We’re all here for you buddy. Embrace it so you can get through it. Let it sink in, but not literally, or maybe it already has

t0lo ,

Luckyy

gon ,
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hilarious

flip ,
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You could blame yourself for not looking in that direction. 🤷

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m not psychically attuned to peeing pigs!

flip ,
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And now you are - life is mysterious and absolutely wonderful sometimes!

negativeyoda ,

Not with that attitude

Dinodicchellathicc ,
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Having porkchops for dinner?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That would just put the blame on some other poor pig.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

Then buy that pig and make the pork out of it!

tal ,
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Big Pork had embarked on a new, urine-oriented guerrilla marketing strategy.

NotAPenguin ,

What a disgusting comment to make.

Pigs are living and feeling beings just like you and I.

betterdeadthanreddit ,

It’s not our fault they taste so good.

Chev ,

Sounds a bit too radical

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