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riodoro1 ,

But nobody will know then how insecure you are.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

What not eating pussy does to a MFer

LEDZeppelin ,

Don’t forget the truck nuts. Without them you’re just a pussy with a truck.

henfredemars ,

Trans trucks

Well, the nuts weren’t there before, right?

Melatonin ,

Wait, there’s a pill that makes your dick bigger?

Asking for a friend.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, check your spam folder for details

Fixbeat ,

Tell your little dicked friend that there’s no cure.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

The only prescription is a bigger truck

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m just as surprised. I thought it was vacuum pumps that did that kind of work…

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

If rolling coal isn’t already illegal it should be. And if it is it should be enforced harder.

Arbiter ,

It is illegal under US Federal Law.

But the vinn diagram of coal rollers and police officers is a circle.

1847953620 ,

Ah yes, the vinn diesel diagram.

jscummy ,

Inventor of the diesel engine

Haywire ,

It would be really cool to enforce it via civil action. Find someone’s plate and sue them for rolling coal.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

A closet full of real-deal Tapout shirts don't come cheap.

KuroiKaze ,

I mean the person wouldn’t do this if people would stop body shaming his dick right? Isn’t the meme maker part of the problem lol? You gotta tell him that is dick is aight and maybe save the earth?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , (edited )
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah cause if I say a girl has a loose pussy I’m the asshole

Edit: Your downvotes are proving me right…

Haywire ,

This platform is full of bigots. They try to attach a group to anything to make themselves feel superior. They can’t just say selfgrandizing via ones vehicle is dumb.

emptiestplace ,

This planet is full of bigots. At least on here they’re getting called out, and the people doing so aren’t being downvoted to oblivion.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Apparently pointing out hypocrisy gets downvotes though

Haywire ,

Depends on which bigotry. Generational bigotry is huge here.

explodicle ,

Yes? It’s mean to make fun of anyone’s private parts.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yet I can say one and not get any hate then say the other and my inbox explodes with feminists and simps 🤔

Jax ,

His delivery needs work but he’s got a point.

explodicle ,

Oh I see.

WTF is your problem with small dicks? You’re a misandrist! You should be ashamed of yourself, take a hard look in the mirror, buddy.

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

EQUALITY

Asnabel ,

Have you, by any chance, read the posted image?

explodicle ,

I did, and then agreed with KuroiKaze.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly, height and dick size are still in the blind spots of society because the body positive movement isn’t actually about that. It’s about morbidly obese women eating themselves into an early grave while deluding themselves about the massive long term health consequences of being hundreds of pounds overweight. Then claiming only somewhat fat women, men, amputees, aren’t the focus of the movement.

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

💯

Gabu ,

Except they would, because nobody gives a shit he’s got a pencil dick - but in their own heads they think someone actually cares, which is what drives their impulse of overcompensating.

lars ,

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

taiyang ,

Around here, also muffler adjustments or removal. It ain’t overcompensation unless it’s 160 db of ear shattering, wall shaking volumn.

lars ,

Size is a fad. Just ask David.

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

How weird would that statue be if David was just full mast?

lars ,

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

mycatiskai ,

Other than the normal front shots of the statue, I have never looked at the other angles. I never realized David was from David and the Goliath story and that he had a sling on his back.

I figured it was just some guy named David that has a lot of money and got his statue made and it was famous for who made it.

Gabu ,

He might be a grower, don’t discount him just yet.

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Fingers crossed, a grower not a show’er

Alicecisnt ,

Don’t forget the beard oil for the massive beards they love to grow and the truck nuts.

Ferrous ,

End small-dick hate.

Gabu ,

Nobody gives a shit about the size of your junk. The point is that the sort of person who would buy an american pickup truck is so insecure, they want to overcompensate what they perceive as being an obvious flaw.

ArcaneSlime ,

Rather, you perceive that as their reasoning without even looking at their penis for confirmation. Freud has been largely discredited, a lot has changed since he died in 1939, almost 100yr ago, he isn’t necessarily correct on this one (in fact, since he was wrong about almost everything, it’s more likely that he wasn’t correct.)

sheogorath ,

Smedium is where it’s at.

boatsnhos931 ,

Truck boat truck ftw…ask Early Cuyler

datelmd5sum ,

Do you have any idea how much suicide pills cost?

sp00nix ,

Just don’t fall for the subscription service.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Remember fellas, body shaming is okay as long as you don’t like their car

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