I’ve never felt more connected and disconnected with my smallest family members than talking Pokémon. "Fuck yeah I know Pikachu, let’s go Chraizard, let me tell you about the beast that is Swampert, me and the folks used to ban legendaries and Garchomp and… What the fuck is a super-size Gigantamax Velaryon-Z mode Gizzantex-o?