get PTSD from having to hear about it for 15 years
stupidly go into comments and read more people arguing about which phone good
have flashback
On the sales floor in 2010
A grown man is telling me I need to pull an iPhone 4 from my ass and sell it to him or he’ll burn my house down
snap back to reality (moms spaghetti)
comment saying everyone should just get over the whole phone thing
People argue more and tell me I should let people discuss things
flashback to when a grown woman cried and told me I ruined her life because they were out of the specific color of iPhone 5 she wanted while her boyfriend kept literally screaming at her that Android is better and she’s an idiot for getting an iPhone anyway.
make a stupid fake greentext comment to heal the pain