I remember this one time I was at a hackerspace and there was this late 40s guy asking to know where “all da hackers at” like it was pretty obvious he drew the short stick at the field office, and we weren’t fuckin buying it. Nobody there was a black hat by trade. I was there working on one of them useless machines for a friend’s art show. It was weird but funny watching an FBI agent try to be a skinwalker.