AeonFelis , 6 months ago (edited 6 months ago)

I imagine the USDA as a tired underpaid fast-food employee that has to deal with moronic entitled customers.

• “I want an organic strawberry!”
• “I already explained to you that strawberries cannot be grown without non-organic pesticide.”
• “Are you telling me no?!”
• “I’m telling you that what you want is agriculturally impossible.”
• “Do you have any idea who I am!?”
• “Ugh… you know what? Okay.”

• Takes a perfectly regular “non-organically” grown strawberry.
• Slaps an “organic” label on it.

• “Here you go. One organic strawberry. Thank you for shopping with USDA!”
• “Was that so hard?”