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jg1i , in *Munches Table Quietly*

I was born in the US and have switched by myself. My brother thought I was weird until one day we went to the hardware store.

I needed to buy a 15/64 in drill bit, but they didn’t have it. So then we thought, fine, maybe we can use the next closest size…

Except WTF is the next size up or down from 15/64??!!! Neither of us could figure it out. Internet wasn’t great. Sales people didn’t know. We left because we weren’t sure what to buy.

In metric, it’s trivial. 5mm drill bit, 4mm is smaller, 6mm is bigger.

After this, he stopped thinking I was a weirdo for using metric measurements. But he still uses imperial because murica.

Also, interesting, I learned that he thinks imperial units were invented by the US. I told him they were British units and I stopped caring about British units in 1776, but he didn’t seem to believe me.

Poiar ,

What does he think “imperial” means? “federal”?

explodicle ,

To be fair the modern USA is imperialist, we just don’t call it that because imperialism is no longer considered a good thing.

MossyFeathers , in They have such a dangerous job ..

People forget about deep sea welders. Literally 15% fatality rate.

ParsnipWitch , in They have such a dangerous job ..

You forgot sex workers, which is actually the most dangerous job.

Xariphon , in They have such a dangerous job ..

ACAB

mrbubblesort , in got you homie
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I just rubbed one out to a picture of Earth from space. You're welcome everyone

Waluigi , in They have such a dangerous job ..
Lemjukes , in Non-binary Britain

Ah yes the mysterious 5th gender “Kent”

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in They have such a dangerous job ..
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Friendly reminder that blue lives don’t exist.

You choose to be a cop you don’t choose your skin color

snooggums , in They have such a dangerous job ..
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The most dangerous part of police work is vehicle accidents, just like delivery drivers.

SpunkyBarnes , in What do they have in common?

Epstein?

scottmeme ,

Epstein.

Sphks ,
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We said “wrong answers”.

crowbar , in You don't know pain until...

Just wait till you know who haku truly is

BartsBigBugBag , in My only regret is that this joke gets closer to reality every year.

It was reality when this aired. Skeevy business man prioritizing personal gain over societal well-being has been a part of the American fabric for decades. This specific archetype dates back at least to the 80s.

MasterNerd , in This amatuer cosplay is better than the entire netflix costume department.
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OP, you need to go outside and meet actual women if you think that waist is possible.

hoodatninja , in This amatuer cosplay is better than the entire netflix costume department.
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Whenever this comes up I assume people have actually never done cosplay or haven't spent much time around cosplayers.

Cosplayers spend 50% of conventions fixing their outfit. It never lasts the day. You can't be tinkering with outfits on an 8-12hr shoot day every single time the person takes too big of a step or walks up a flight of stairs.

The woman on the right in this image is standing completely still in a "normal" pose for a still photo. Go have her do 6 days on a film set and let's see how that outfit turns out.

MaybeItWorks ,

Well, she’s an AI generated woman, so it’s all made up anyway

hoodatninja ,
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That's fair, the hand is a dead giveaway now that I look. But anyway my point largely stands I like to think lol guess I need to check hands more often sadly

MaybeItWorks ,

If you ask me, her proportions are a dead giveaway. Not a whole lot of real women shaped like that even after cosmetic surgery.

girl ,

i am truly amazed how many people did not question the size of her waist

hoodatninja ,
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People keep saying that but you’d be surprised what people can do in photoshop and with the right lens/angle.

MaybeItWorks ,

This is the first indication something is off, though. It’s pretty obviously unnatural on first glance. When you look further and there’s no photoshop evidence, it’s a dead giveaway. I’m just saying it’s a really good first indication that this is not a real woman’s shape. It was the first indication to me that this image is fake in some form.

oyenyaaow , in You got them city-boys and then you have that one corn-fed country boy who walks through doorways sideways.

Lois: shoots superman
Clark: haha got me i’m superman
Lois: the gun’s blank

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