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Blackmist , in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

This haircut makes my eyes rain!

ekZepp , in Life of Pi.
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Just, thank you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

germtm_ , in The old dilemma

and bad internet for both periods.

Lyricism6055 , in *cleans room*

What’s the point? Now my room is clean… Why am I even still here?

I need to move out of this box of sardines but because of medical bills and house prices I can’t.

What is the point?

Sorry… You guys caught me on a very bad day mentally and I can’t even clean to get this shit out of my head.

NaoPb ,

Can you… go for a walk/run or something?

Lyricism6055 ,

Went for a 40 mile bike ride and a 10 mile walk. Cleaned my room, kissed my daughter’s to bed. And yet I’m still here wondering wtf im doing

NaoPb ,

Sorry to hear that, my friend. Hang in there, ok? Don’t do anything sudden.

I would help you if I could but I am mentally in a similar situation.

angrystego , in i think he could

My cat does that even without the walkway.

Selmafudd , in Very misleading name

I came ridiculously close to blowing my hand off as a kid, the one kid in my circle of friends with the internet printed out a few copies on his dot matix printer… anyway one Saturday morning a group of us decided to try make a tennis ball bomb, it was just snapped off matchstick heads and the strikers stuffed throw a small cut in a tennis ball and then tape the ball up. So pooled all out money together and go a dozen boxes of matches, tennis ball and a roll of duct tape and sat at a table in the park snapping off match heads. Once we made it we headed back to one of my mates flat and someone threw it up again a wall while the rest of us hid behind a wall looking over and… Nothing it hit the wall and bounced off and rolled around before stopping on the ground, we all waited and after a few minutes someone gave it another go with the same result, after about 10 attempts we were all out and just picking it up immediately off the ground and throwing it again. After about 15mins it just turned into a game of us throwing a ball against the wall and catching it before it hit the ground… Now I ran to catch the ball off someone else’s throw and i was about a foot off catching it when it exploded with a fucking boom, bits of tennis ball flying all over the place, you couldn’t see the shit but you could feel it hitting you on the way passed. Our reaction was fuck that was cool, let’s make another one…

LunarVoyager , in Americans

So we’re just gonna screenshot reddit comments now?

BackOnMyBS , in dark tower deck supremacy
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Palm tree beach, baby! ow…that yelling hurt my neck 😣

Mostly_Gristle , in Very misleading name

I haven’t flipped through one in since I was a kid but, if I remember correctly, it actually did contain a bunch of recipes for cooking meals. Pretty much all of them were horrible ways to add marijuana to spaghetti and stuff like that.

Selmafudd ,

Fuck yeah this does ring a bell

killeronthecorner , in Not-choring is fun ok
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I want to get off mr capitalism’s wild ride

MrVilliam ,

It costs money to ride and even more money to not ride. That’s how they getcha.

killeronthecorner ,
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What about being ridden?

MrVilliam ,

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

callyral , in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza
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So non-Italian pizza isn’t flat… what shape is it? I’m guessing spherical, or maybe saddle-shaped?

Or does “flat” refer to the geometrical space of the pizza, so like, non-Euclidean pizza?

yoreel , in It is spooky season after all...

Is this from a movie?

mxcory ,

It is from the show Doom Patrol.

yoreel ,

Thanks!

108 , in And the world was flat, like an Italian pizza
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This explains so much about my cholesterol

velox_vulnus , in Online Safety

Relevant PSA (very important, please watch carefully).

jimmydoreisalefty , in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*
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