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majlitech , in Show me what you got!
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UnverifiedAPK ,

Christ, that repost is nearly 10 years old itself.

Diplomjodler , in Matter of time

I never understood how this guy manages to stay alive with all the hamberders, drugs and generally unhealthy lifestyle. He’s really just held together by sheer malice.

WiildFiire ,

Healthcare unavailable to the general public, that’s how

Metaright , in Delete it.
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I'm just going to keep calling it Twitter, and I'm honestly unsure of why everyone else, media outlets included, aren't doing the same.

webghost0101 ,

It will die quicker if we call it X. Its just such an impractical name.

Spudwart ,

It’s like how Anakin became Darth Vader.

Twitter fell to the Musk Side. Twitter may be inside, somewhere.

But the instant X started executing order 66, the line was crossed.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

But remember: Even before Order 66 Anakin was slaughtering Sandpeople and creeping on Padme.

mindbleach ,

Twitter, Facebook, Blackwater.

Ain’t playing these games.

gamey ,
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*Fuckbook

gamey ,
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I still like “Birdsite”, been using that on Mastodon for years evdn tho I have no clue why everyone started doing so

Polydot ,

because other platform names are banned on tiktok

gamey ,
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I never used Tiktok and I have my doubts many other Mastodon users do but I guess it could originate from something like that

mindbleach ,

All the more reason to go anywhere else.

When a platform thinks it owns you, leave.

t_uxio , in Woke Adapter

The one thing doctors hate.

Milk_SDF_Possum ,
@Milk_SDF_Possum@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Unless you’re paying them.

ThePac , in Matter of time

The damage he’s done to this country was all that was needed from him.

moog , in Peer reviewed

memes be hittin today

UnverifiedAPK , in Don't do it

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zShxck , in Lemmy since the reddit collapse
krolden OP ,
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ya basic

autismdragon ,
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How is this even relevant to the thread lmao.

ElChapoDeChapo ,
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McCainRBGcreampie ,
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Mindfury ,
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good one, lib

Frank ,
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When was this I haven’t really been paying attention to the circus?

southsamurai , in What do you have to say, experts?
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Did you know that, when changing adult incontinence products, that you will sometimes run into feces that is stubbornly adherent to skin? One of the most convenient products to speed up removal of the feces, and thus cause less irritation to the skin from friction, is shaving cream.

Now, shaving gel will also work, but not as well as standard foaming shaving cream. I suspect this is due to the minor difference in water content and the lack of air pockets in the gel.

Finding a brand with good moisturizers is a plus, but even plain old barbasol contains a little help in that regard.

Shaving cream is superior to even dedicated products designed for cleaning body wastes. There used to be a brand (I cannot remember which) that relabeled shaving cream from a generic company and increased the price five fold (at least). That brand did not last because nobody in the supplies departments of nursing homes, home health, our hospitals was fool enough to reorder once the labels wore off.

Generally, the caregiver will apply a small amount of foam onto a gloved hand and apply it to the affected area. Allow it to sit while you make sure the washcloth is warm, then wipe gently. Reapply if necessary.

This is particularly effective for patients with high fat diets, those using sugar based laxatives, and when the feces is “mixed” consistency. But it works for any and all feces. Indeed, some caregivers will use shaving cream any time they clean a patient that has defecated because it reduces the amount of scrubbing necessary after the initial bulk of the feces is cleared. With elderly patients in particular, skin irritation is to be avoided.

There are products that are meant to be applied after cleaning is done, to provide a barrier between skin and any waste products. Those products are often costly. Shaving cream (and here is where gels tend to be a little better) often has ingredients that will stay on the skin unless rinsed away thoroughly. Those ingredients are an acceptable barrier to waste products, though they do not, and can not, last as long or protect as well as the thicker creams and ointments designed for that purpose. But, when a caregiver is following standard care, any incontinence briefs will be checked regularly enough that the extra time is not a significant benefit.

This changes if the patient has unusually acidic or alkaline waste. In those cases, the extra thickness of other products is a necessary feature, and shaving cream residues would not be adequate.

Because of this, many professional caregivers, particularly those who have remained in the field for decades, will ensure that they have shaving cream available at all times.

MrShankles ,

You speak wisely of many truths

LordOfTheChia , in Delete it.

Should also start calling tweets: X’cretions.

Twitter Feed: X’crement feed

Their public relations is pretty much a poop emoji already.

mindbleach ,

I know you know, but I have to point out: their public relations is literally a poop emoji. Which is possibly the most juvenile proof imaginable for the failure of Elmo’s delusions of adequacy. He just has a lot of money.

danc4498 ,

For twitter feed just keep it simple: X’cretion pile

moosetwin , in Nom nom
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I’m a new yorker, and you better start running

ArbitraryValue ,

Well, he’s the Flash so he’s pretty good at that.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Yeah, but he still has to be told to do it all the time.

Spudwart , in Shots fired

Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.

over_clox , in Delete it.

I prefer to call it Xhitter, since it’s so extra xhitty now.

PixeIOrange ,

Xhitler?

over_clox ,

Oh. Damn. 😂🤣

anarchrist ,

Still is, but he used to be, too.

craftyindividual ,

Changing twitter to a black background with an X is about the most reactive, 13 year old thing a 52 year old billionaire could do.

mindbleach ,

… does Elon know Zane Lofton isn’t real?

Holzkohlen ,

xXElongMuskerXx

samus12345 , in Goodbye grandpatato joe
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I am Groot!

shadearg , in Peer reviewed
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Shitpost, ngl. Damn.

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