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Teritz , in I love YouTube

Just use ReVanced

N00b22 , in Parents be like

Not for me

a_ho , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

In germany we have a saying “der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen”, which roughly translates to “may lighting strike you while you’re on the shitter”.

qyron ,

That’s a very original way to wish for someone’s demise.

Lordbaum ,

Where in Germany? I never have heard of this saying

Sailing7 ,

Northern Bavaria, near border to Hessen reporting in. I know this sentence.

MrBakedBeansOnToast ,

Hessen confirms

a_ho ,

You can definitely hear that one in Bavaria. I just assumed that it’s widely known.

Huschke ,

Austrian here. I also know that one.

Nepher , in clever girl

🎶Come on rexy,


<span style="color:#323232;">            let's get sexy 🎶
</span>

Pterodactyl sounds

Mcballs1234 ,
@Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml avatar

My brother don’t stick your dick in a dino

Ktheone , in Priorities!

This is probably the 10000th post on sync

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You missed a 0

fathermackenzie , in blee-bloo blbleebloo

What is a Skype?

MonsieurHedge , in “We’re always here for you"
@MonsieurHedge@kbin.social avatar

I feel like this needs context.

quatschkopf34 ,

The rule is probably in place so other people don‘t get triggered to contemplate suicide as well.

RedditRefugee69 ,

But there’s research to prove that’s not a thing. Copy-catting maybe, but you’ll never “give them the idea”. If they’re in that bad of a spot, they’re there already -source: suicide prevention trainer, but not mental health professional

ccryx ,

Could you provide a source for that research? I swear I’m not being combative, just genuinely interested.

pjhenry1216 ,

Not the original commenter, but I know it's included in the yearly training for Army civilians and soldiers. We have to take suicide prevention training every year. I don't think the training itself sources the info though. Also I don't know if you can access the training without a CAC. In any case, they say that it is just a myth. You don't have to tiptoe around the idea of suicide. It's better to ask someone if they're thinking about it if you're truly worried that they are.

ccryx ,

Thank you!

Trainguyrom ,

Also I don’t know if you can access the training without a CAC

Archive.org has a collection of titled “The Military Industrial PowerPoint Complex” that contains exactly what you’d think, a crapton of US Military PowerPoint files. I’m sure if you dig enough that specific training is out there, although in sure theres better places to find such infotmation too

Speckle ,
@Speckle@lemmy.world avatar

Not OP but here you go. I work with young people and have had suicide prevention training multiple times, this is a recurring mantra that not asking about it is much worse than asking.

ccryx ,

Thanks. I wonder if this is limited to a therapeutic context and if the same is true for third party mentions of suicide. But I’ll look around for that by myself.

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Thanks a lot for posting the study.

Aesthesiaphilia ,

For me, personally, it's not because it triggers suicidal ideation - I agree with the research I've seen that suggests it's not a thing, or at least not a statistically significant thing.

For me, the issue is that people who say they're suicidal get attention and sympathy

For certain emotionally immature people, attention and sympathy is their #1 goal in life

In addition, teenagers want to both be cool and different, yet be accepted by everyone. You can't NOT accept a suicidal person, because what if they suicide themselves? If you say you're suicidal, suddenly everyone HAS to be nice to you.

All of this is to say that, no, all y'all dumb motherfuckers are not actually suicidal, you're just fucking sad, edgy, and boring, and you need to quit it because you're drowning out the actual struggling people.

Every damn day I see it "waaaaah I want to dieeeeeeee" no the fuck you don't, you're just trying to sound cool. Grow up.

RedditRefugee69 ,

Fair, but you have to REALLY know someone to pass that judgment and you can’t do that on internet comments

pjhenry1216 ,

It's much more dangerous not to ask about suicide than to ask about it. The myth you're spreading is ridiculously dangerous and you should really stop. Just simply stating it as a matter of fact like you did is enough to keep perpetuating it. It's harmful and you should stop. You should even modify the comment as people are upvoting it and clearly believe it.

michael ,
@michael@lemmy.perthchat.org avatar

Most suicidal people just want to flirt with the idea a bit, it’s better to allow them to go through that process openly so they can recover faster. For those who are serious, it’s not clear that forcing them to stick around is better either IMO.

Better out then in!

Mrs_deWinter ,

Back on reddit I was active in a psychology sub with a “no self help questions” rule. This was in place because the mods said we have no way of any kind of quality control relating the answers you might get. This is the internet, and some jerk will probably feel empowered giving harmful advice or straight up advocating pro suicide to be extra edgy. There was, however, an automod providing actual self help hotlines and websites from basically all around the world. While I tend to agree that Lemmy wouldn’t be my platform of choice when it comes to actual mortal danger (like in the case of severe suicidal ideation) I feel like we could benefit from something like that over here.

lemmy , in “We’re always here for you"

I like a good meme

BudgetBandit , in I love YouTube

Got a new phone and number.

Wanted to log into YouTube.

Had to wait a month to get the verification email because google is a shitshow when it comes to security.

Ended up never using google products since then ever again.

Resistentialism , (edited )

It’s kinda weird how they track you so much, yet they can’t even get their shit together to make recovering your account easier.

They’re option if you can’t get any access codes at all? Delete your account.

So they’re basically saying “yeah we really care that no one else should be allowed access to your account. Not even you if you fuck up. But, we thank you for building an amazing portfolio of your digital profile. Now fuck off.”

If anyone has an issue where you genuinely can’t get into your account. If you have an android tv with the Google account linked, or, and I’m assuming it works as well, an android tv box, go to the built in Web browser. It’ll let you sign into your Google account where you can disable all 2fa.

I got caught out by this, and because I used my Gmail as my Samsung account, I was also locked out of my Samsung account.

And a little tip to Google. If you’re going to forcefully collect all of this:https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6dbf2f6a-d279-4410-803d-9c776c8e5f39.jpeg

Then let us at least fucking use it to sign into our accounts.

Actually, I said “recovering” which is false. Google doesn’t let you recover.

BudgetBandit ,

I was about to say "well at least they don’t want your contacts“ and then I remembered that you sync your contacts via google.

the_beber , in “We’re always here for you"

Are… are you okay?

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Man, I don’t even know anymore… Covid, War in Ukraine, Climate change, Upcoming 2024 Election, feels like too much has been going on. 2024 could mean the end of everything. (I’m a non-white immigrant so I’ll be the first ones to be targeted if the election doesn’t go well).

Elephant0991 , (edited )
@Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au avatar

Hey, dude, I feel I somewhat understand you, because I was the same, and am the same. But here’s something I learned a while ago that helped (obviously didn’t kill it). It’s by now a cliche and is totally commercialized, but hey, if it works.

Habit 1: Be Proactive: Focus and act on what you can control and influence instead of what you can’t.

There are a lot of things you can’t control/have causal effects in life. You will kill yourself worrying about them. Drop the bad news you can’t change. If you already know who you are going to vote for, just don’t read the political news. Do you parts for the climate change and forget the rest. etc.

Live long and prosper.

argv_minus_one ,

Problem: the best way to decrease your carbon footprint is to not consume anything at all, which is only possible if you aren’t alive.

AFallingAnvil ,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

70% of all pollution is created by maybe 100 companies. Your “carbon footprint” is just a corporate ploy to shift responsibilities and the focus of the discussion around climate change to that of the individual.

the_beber ,

Damn… Yeah, it‘s rough. Life is never all butterflies and rainbows, but it‘s also easy to forget that there is also much potential for good things to happen as well: Indulging in new and old hobbies, the next night out with friends, some really good food, a weekend trip to somewhere interesting and so much more. It‘s important to shift perspective from time to time. Keeping a journal for what you‘re grateful for/happy about is one technique to iron out that negativity bias a bit. Note that this is not the be all and end all solution for keeping all depressing thoughts at bay. If it‘s still a problem, please seek professional help.

argv_minus_one ,

it‘s also easy to forget that there is also much potential for good things to happen as well: Indulging in new and old hobbies, the next night out with friends, some really good food, a weekend trip to somewhere interesting and so much more.

All of those things pale in comparison to the impending end of the world.

AnarchoYeasty ,

Hate to break it to you bud. The world isn’t ending. It’s going to still be here. Humanity is going to still be here. We’re going to survive the worst of it and continue going. It’ll get real hard but at no point are we looking at the end of the world or of humanity. The stuff that’ll be really bad won’t be any time soon. Probably not in your lifetime. You can go ahead and live your life and have fun.

argv_minus_one , (edited )

The world isn’t ending.

As far as our civilization is concerned, it is. Global warming will cause desperate wars over rapidly dwindling resources like food and inhabitable land, and desperate people with a nuclear arsenal and nothing to lose will be intensely tempted to launch their nukes. Sooner or later, someone will, and then humanity as we know it will be gone. Only scattered groups of survivors and rich people in bunkers will remain after that.

It’ll get real hard

That’s quite an understatement…

The stuff that’ll be really bad won’t be any time soon. Probably not in your lifetime.

It was 115°F in Portland, Oregon a couple of years ago. That is an absurd, beyond-the-pale temperature for this part of the world. Global warming isn’t some distant threat for future generations to worry about; it’s here and now.

You can go ahead and live your life and have fun.

I’m already not having fun. Cost of living is skyrocketing. I’ll be lucky to still have a roof over my head in a few years. And that’s assuming global warming stops right now and doesn’t make the situation any worse, which is of course a blatantly unrealistic assumption.

the_beber ,

No, they are just smaller in scope, as in they are more on a personal level. For me, I value that much more. And not to discredit the concern (we should be), but doomerism has never amounted to anything.

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@lemmy.world avatar

And yet I’d be good if my electric bill wasn’t $350

quicksand ,

Mine was the same. It’s amazing how much it costs to keep a small house at a livable temperature when it’s blazing hot outside

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@lemmy.world avatar

House? HOUSE!!! I’m in a 1 bedroom apartment!!!

Gork ,

There must be something really wrong then, like no insulation at all, or improper grounding. $350/mo for one bedroom apartment electric bill is insane.

Last time I was in a studio apartment it was like $70/mo. In a 3 bedroom house I’m in right now it’s around $120-150/mo currently.

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@lemmy.world avatar

10.9 cents supply, 16.9 cents delivery. A very old air conditioner running constantly during a 2 week heat wave. Also I work from home.

Lordbaum ,

Idk if it helps but a friend of mine has similar problems with depression because of the world going to shit. (Even though here problems aren’t so severe). I once showed her the Solarpunk genre/Movement and it worked (at least a bit). It let a bit of sunlight and hope in her heart and she has fallen directly in love with it in the same way I did. So maybe it helps a bit looking into it and get a bit of a hope boost.

AMuscelid ,

Can’t really say it’s not that bad so I’ll just say that I hope that your tomorrow is slightly better than your today. Also there are a lot of people that value you as a human and want you in their community. Fascists are just louder (and more dangerous). Sending you love.

scarabic ,

Take heart. America, like all developed nations, can’t live without immigrants to counteract its declining birth rate. If you live in fear that all immigrants will be expunged, you can relax.

Meanwhile women have already been targeted and shot at and hit because one of the last elections didn’t go well. Gay and trans people are being erased from places like a Florida and Texas right now.

Turn that anxiety into volunteer hours registering voters, or helping women access critical healthcare.

Mister ,

Try to limit that kind of negative news to once a week. You’ll still be informed but things you can’t change won’t be so much at the center of your mind.

BudgetBandit , in Richest country in the world!

I somewhere read that most US hospitals have some hypocritical oak or something like that. I could be wrong since I got my broken leg fixed for some of my monthly income.

Holzkohlen ,

hippocratic
I guess named after Hippocrates

BudgetBandit , in “We’re always here for you"

“We’re always here for you”

Well, they’re not wrong, they just do they best to make the “always” part very short.

damien ,

ADHD cover of “Always on my Mind”

“You are always on my m- man I’m hungry. Are there any potato chips in the cupboard?”

TheBlue22 , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died

davemate ,

They do but the occupant clearly has eaten a lot of broccoli

0x96EA , in clever girl
@0x96EA@lemmy.world avatar

This pairs perfectly with the clip of the dino going yaaaaaaaas!

Annoyed_Crabby , in !!!

Wait until the Subscription Thinker shows up.

DmMacniel ,

Next up: TaaS (Thinking as a Service)

Naz ,

I’m the subscription thinker. Apparently only people with Quora+ can see my posts. I mainly boost people’s confidence.

I’m some sort of uh, *con-*man. 😎

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