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SpeedLimit55 , in Cardboard cutouts are cheaper than wasting PTO

Also nobody remembers the guy that left the office early on Friday when Monday morning comes around.

NewEnglandRedshirt ,
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As a teacher, I’m sure my students would notice if I left early.

portside ,

We’ll be happy that you left so that we can spend an hour goofing around

lolcatnip ,

Sound like a hazard of doing a job that’s actually necessary. Have you tried doing a job that just makes money for a billionaire?

masterspace ,

It is odd that we could shut down all of society and have like half of people work from home and basically none of it really mattered except, farmers, nurses, teachers, factory workers, construction, maintenance etc.

bennypr0fane , in Cardboard cutouts are cheaper than wasting PTO

How do you leave a day (while preserving the option to come back for the next day)?

mrmhm OP ,

Life. Size. Cardboard. Cutout.

rab ,
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You just fucking leave. Are you useful? They will welcome you back

judgeholden , in Keep it simple

god I hate german grammar so much

BigNote ,

Then you will like the fact that Old English grammar was as complicated as German grammar but it got stripped down for various historical reasons.

Sasuke , in Abe-sama gives advice
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notnotmike , in Piper Perri probably watched this movie growing up
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I thought this was wxtending the “stilts so you don’t get run over by a Ford F-150” meme

Salmarez , in Posting my favorite memes
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I’ve had this problem(?) a few times in my life. Having a several month break from gaming helped me ignite the spark once again.

thorbot , in Posting my favorite memes

I stopped being as interested in video games and gravitated toward board games. It’s an activity I can do with friends around a table instead of sitting alone staring at a screen. And the same puzzles are present in board games plus you get the social aspect.

LambLeeg OP ,

Same for me! I love chess, have been playing for 10 years. Now, not just casually. Good luck!

Teppichbrand ,

I gravitated toward pen & paper rpgs. I don’t get to play as much as I’d like to, but when I do it feels great to play whoever I want and to do whatever I can come up with, with my friends.

And after listening to the “Sounds Like Crowes”-podcast, even RDR2 feels shallow and limited to me. So if I play something on my computer, it’s some quick 15 minutes of Brutal Doom or some arcadish indie fun.

slifer , in 55% of people will be confused by this picture
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Explaination: That is a Pokemon named Zubat, Using an attack called Supersonic which has a 55% chance of confusing the defending Pokemon.

that_ginger_one ,
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Never felt like 55% though…

isVeryLoud , in Title

Shut up, don’t use it if you don’t want to.

Limeaide ,

Lmao wow so defensive. Haven’t seen this type of behaviour since I left reddit

isVeryLoud ,

Defensive? I’m literally asking people to not judge others. I don’t care about Sync and I don’t use it, I’m on Connect.

haych , in Posting my favorite memes

My enjoyment of games didn’t die, but my tastes in genre changes. Online FPS just isn’t for me anymore, I now prefer slower single-player story games

exododo , in We call it 2D style

Common sense experiments show everything is flat, so called “volume” is just part of the ideological agenda of the elites. If you don’t believe me just google any picture and watch it with your phone tilted.

ReakDuck , in lord newell

Just wait till the hardware and gaming future is there.

When not, I still thank them for improving our shitty gaming situation.

csolisr , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

I kind of miss the kind of gimmick users that made you genuinely say “yeah, the user name does check out here”.

Alaskaball , in I had to post from my alt account because lemmy.world servers are down
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DerEwigeAtheist ,
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metaStatic , in Cardboard cutouts are cheaper than wasting PTO

True freedom is the realization that you can literally do whatever the fuck you want

Selmafudd ,

Even if you’re fired and end up homeless and starve to death, suffering is only temporary because soon you’ll die and your life won’t even be a measurable blip on the timeline of the universe and within 3 or 4 generations you’ll all but be completely forgotten… So why not leave early

keeb420 ,

I need the money and don't have sick/vacation time to waste anymore because I've used it all.

lolcatnip ,

Not a problem if you just die! [taps forehead]

EmoDuck ,

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