“The real world is a lot better than the world of software and hardware and and and and … sob”
Round of applause
“Well done Timmy. You’ve made the first step to overcoming your programming addiction. Realisation. We’re all rooting for you. See you next week at Programmers’ Anonymous.”
(Friend at the back) “For me it was Gentoo. Gentoo made me see. I wish I had tried Slackware earlier, I could be 5 years ahead on this journey.”