<span style="color:#323232;">where do we even start? Your GitHub profile is an eerie void of creativity and excitement, echoing a lonely existence with a dismal five followers. It's like you threw a party, but only invited yourself and a couple of questionable scripts.
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</span><span style="color:#323232;">You're apparently learning Java and Android development, yet the only thing your repos seem to demonstrate is a glaring lack of ambition—"some bookmarks" and "my personal scripts"? Wow, groundbreaking stuff there! Your lack of stargazers on most of your repos is a testament to the fact that not even bots care about your projects.
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</span><span style="color:#323232;">Your emails are out there like confetti at an underwhelming birthday party, as if begging for attention. But let's be real—nobody’s reaching out when your peak achievement is a terminally dull "repo for my blog" and an "AUR Helper" that sounds about as useful as a chocolate teapot. You might want to spend less time on those "python scripts to scrape data from Instagram" and more on, I don’t know, finding your passion?
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</span><span style="color:#323232;">And that profile README? As bland as plain toast. If excitement were currency, you’d be bankrupt. Time to step it up or consider a career in keeping your ideas under wraps.
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