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cdegallo ,

I feel like, for some weird reason, nobody on lemmy knows how meme templates are supposed to be used.

eatisaiy ,

you mean because of the last two panels which are supposed to be the same? I personally prefer this version, it always bothered me reading the same thing twice which didn’t add much to the meme

xintrik ,

The double take is the meme though…

tralion ,

it doesn’t have to conform to the exact format to work

grue ,

If it doesn’t conform to the format, you should pick a different one that it does conform to and use that instead.

zyratoxx ,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

What if they couldn’t come up with a different format (even tho I may know different formats to use here I sometimes simply don’t know their name (to search for their templates) or I’m just lacking the mental capacity to think of a more fitting one :')

FiskFisk33 ,

its like retelling a joke you heard but leaving out the punchline

null_recurrent ,

It’s like watching my parents try to meme and I’m here for it.

PutangInaMo ,

You really don’t think Linux has viruses? I’m confused by this post. Is it an excuse to shit on wine and windows?

fidodo ,

They’re super rare. I’ve not gotten one once in decades, whereas I’ve encountered countless viruses on Windows. Linux is more secure, but also it’s just a smaller target. Best way to avoid viruses is to use an OS nobody else wants to use *taps head

rovingnothing29 ,
@rovingnothing29@kbin.social avatar

This is why I always test suspicious files on my work issued PC.

Smallletter ,

You’re the reason my Mondays are always chaos

TheFriendlyArtificer ,

Then you’re not going to be happy with me deploying work production code via my dedicated porn box…

linearchaos ,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

I see you work for my company…

Pyroglyph ,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

This happened to me not long ago when I found a monero miner running on my laptop. Being a highly technical person, I feel unbounded shame.

Tangent5280 ,

How did you figure out it was running? How did you confirm? Teach me your methods

Please

Pyroglyph ,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

It was pretty easy to spot in htop since it had really high CPU usage. Plus, the command line args it launched with included the word “Monero” multiple times, so that was a bit of a giveaway haha

havokdj ,

Was it still through WINE? I’d feel bad for the miner as well as it likely couldn’t have done the MSR mod so low hashrate lol.

Kittenstix ,

Feeling bad that a scammer couldn’t scam hard enough is hilarious. Only in a Linux forum.

havokdj ,

Tbf, if you get an OOTB distro infected, that is most definitely user error

MurdoMaclachlan ,
@MurdoMaclachlan@lemmy.world avatar

Image Transcription: Meme

[Gru, the long-nosed protagonist of the “Despicable Me” franchise, presents to the camera, pointing into the air and smiling. Behind him is a flipchart with text reading:]

And the best part about using Linux: No viruses!

[Still presenting, Gru has his hand in a C shape and his head down as he peers at the gap between his fingers. The text now reads:]

Look at this, a website downloaded a malicious .exe on my machine.

[Gru now has his hands pointing down, fingers splayed, still presenting. The text now reads:]

Double Click

See? Nothing happe…

[Gru looks back to the flipchart in a double-take, his eyes round and wide and his mouth downturned. The text still reads:]

Wine is launching

[The Wine logo: a slightly tipped wine glass with red wine sloshing inside it.]

I am a human who transcribes posts to improve accessibility on Lemmy. Transcriptions help people who use screen readers or other assistive technology to use the site. For more information, see here.

tmijail ,

Good human

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Oh gods I’m tired. I read:

Image Transcription: Meme

And saw the line break and thought “Wow. That was a good transcription.” I think I need to go back to bed.

nitefox ,

“Well no problem, they can’t run without root privileges!” -/home left the game

gogosempai OP ,
@gogosempai@programming.dev avatar

Time to go back to our “roots” then.

alper_celik ,

Reminds me xkcd.com/1200

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/authorization.png

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