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Emerald ,

i want need the mattress

Franzia ,

Best we can do is a perfectly flat piece of foam with multiple layers and densities stacked almost arbitrarily based on limited consumer feedback.

You want to sleep on your back.
You want to sleep on your back.
You want to sleep on your back.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

And your sleep position!

BoxerDevil ,

This is what heaven is like

yetAnotherUser ,

Damn I want this now, this sounds awesome

IfoundtheF ,
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THIS IS MY SPOT! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

tetraodon ,

A wo/man of culture

populustree ,

congratulations!! you have made the stupidest grammatical anomaly to ever exist

EnmaAi22 ,

There are worse. This is an elegant solution.

populustree ,

elegant like josh roehl! just say a person of culture or something like that, slashes were never meant to be the 27th letter!

Emerald ,

technically it would be (wo)man

Gork ,

This is what happens when mathematicians get into the mattress business.

SpaceNoodle ,

And yet somehow I still hang off the end of it

NegativeLookBehind ,
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That’s what you call an edge case

GrammatonCleric ,
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    SpaceNoodle ,

    If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if I played basketball, then go fuck yourself.

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