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oeightsix ,

That is not the slobster I was expecting.

Untitled_Pribor ,

Here's a breeze wiki version of your link.

Someone should really make a bot that automatically turns fandom links into breeze wiki, because fandom sucks

bionicjoey ,

He’s doing his best okay?

Cruxifux ,

Just a disappointment to his lobster parents

TWeaK ,

Her. She has babies.

FlyingSquid ,
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So true, man. Gary is just not a team player.

superkret ,

Poor Gary. He deserves to be accepted just the way he is. Not everyone excels in social situations.

FlyingSquid ,
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Look, if Gary didn’t want to be part of the team, Gary shouldn’t have joined the LobsterCo. family.

superkret ,

If LobsterCo. keeps forcing their Return to Pantry policy on everyone, they’ll have real trouble recruiting skilled Crustaceans in these times. I’m sure Gary will have no trouble finding a new job elsewhere that allows him to work from ocean.

FlyingSquid ,
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Fine, if Gary doesn’t want to work for a Flounder 500 company with the chance for an executive salary and keys to the butter tub, we’re trying to cut costs around here anyway and he can find another place of employment.

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