over_clox , 19 days ago (edited 19 days ago)

I just literally looked at my birth certificate, and it took them an entire month after my birth to issue it. Took them even longer to issue me a SS number.

Try looking at yours. You just might find that the paperwork wasn’t printed out the same day you popped out either.

Edit: Partially edited to try to be more polite, but also…

The government had me so screwed up right after I was born, that not only did it take them a month to issue me a birth certificate, but they actually ended up screwing that up, and I actually have two birth certificates and two SS cards, and even two SS numbers no less (though the first one there is false).

Obviously I’m not about to share my private info, I’m just here to say that the government fucks up sometimes.