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made (storebought) gnocchi with what I had in the fridge

Ingredients are as followed

  • (storebought not homemade) Gnocchi
  • half an green pepper
  • half an tomato
  • heinz tomato sauce
  • tinned tomatoes
  • several mushrooms
  • mixed herbs
  • A shit-ton of three cornered onion
  • roast chicken

Garnish has

  • three cornered onion bulb
  • oregano
  • Big heaping spoonful of cream cheese
Hugh_Jeggs ,

I came to the comments to find out WTF a three cornered onion was but left having very much enjoyed OP getting shat on for his plate of je ne sais quoi

Lampadaire_raclette ,

I guess people are more interested into the edge of the plate than to what’s inside

mindlight ,

Porn (“Pornography”)

Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.

While this might be food, there’s literally nothing exciting in that picture.

cosmicrookie ,
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This is like randomly finding one of those pictures of genital diseases with blisters and everything and calling it porn because it depicts sexual organs

Daxtron2 ,

I don’t think you understand what FoodPorn is

ShitOnABrick OP , (edited )
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I’m assuming that Food porn is that Food that looks tasty. I didn’t really do a bang up job presenting this but neither did I really care nor think about it all that much I just wanted to dig in and eat some good grub

Daxtron2 ,

No worries I get it, but for next time yeah :)

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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Alright if I ever post another picture of a meal I make I’ll be sure to try and do a semi decent job at presenting it

Daxtron2 ,

I believe in you :)

FrowingFostek ,

I don’t know shit about food but, don’t people usually clean the edge of the plate before taking a picture?

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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It’s the taste that matters. Not the presentation m8

mindlight ,

Said no one ever about porn.

bionicjoey ,

Depends on how good your taste is tbh

athairmor ,

This is to food porn what two girls one cup is to regular porn.

ShitOnABrick OP ,
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I see a man of culture. You’ve got some great tastes!

MedicPigBabySaver ,

Hmmm, “Shit on a brick”… funny name. I used to like eating “Shit on a shingle”= Army’s chipped beef in gravy on toast

sir_pronoun ,

This is the kind of porn you usually find on 4chan

Nfamwap ,

This is the kind of porn you usually find in a plastic bag in the woods.

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