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deaf_fish ,

Cats deeply understand that their primary purpose in life is to increase entropy.

lvxferre ,
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One of my cats’ version of that flowchart replaces “nudge it” with “hit it with your butt” and “rubs it with your face”.

curiosityLynx ,

Nah, that's still nudging. Your cat just chooses to make it more interesting by not using her peets every time.

Lampshade ,
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Does the cat crash if it nudges it twice and it’s on the floor?

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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If it’s anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.

Pons_Aelius ,

That is what causes a greeble overflow error

massive_bereavement ,
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While thing.location != The floor; do nudge(4)

pazukaza ,

Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.

It’s common cat knowledge.

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