Lmao. My pens. My crochet needles. Doesn't even care if I'm visibly trying to use them at the time, that apparently just makes it more fun. My iPad pencil has deep tooth marks on the back end, and as long as it's nowhere that affects function, I've just consented to looking at the dents as a keepsake. I may not have The Boy anymore, but I still have his wrist to elbow scars, etc etc