Reminds me of those craigslist posts in the Free section:
FREE WOOD
I need a tree cut down on my property and for whatever reason I can’t or won’t afford a professional so I need someone to come do it for free.
The bonus is you get to keep all the wood, after you’ve done all the backbreaking work of removing this tree from my property that I obviously want or need gone but not enough to actually invest anything in it myself. Nope, I’m hoping that you’re such a poor sack that just the wood will be enough to satiate you instead of any pay for the labor to get the job done.