What else do you think they do during those long haul warps? (startrek.website)
And no, just taking 5 min to do the thing is not an option. (startrek.website)
There can only be one! (startrek.website)
No soap. It makes the children too slippery. (startrek.website)
Pushing down on you... (startrek.website)
The safest way to travel (startrek.website)
Prove you're not an android (startrek.website)
Sensors report that sanity levels in this sector are decreasing rapidly, Captain (startrek.website)
The man, the myth, the legend (startrek.website)
Citrus Lingerie (startrek.website)
Have you assholes never heard of Chain of Command?!?! (startrek.website)
Thanks to @JordanLaFordan over on Mastodon for shooting this over to me. Far too accurate.
Federation of Hold My Beer [Now with Narration!] (startrek.website)
Too long, don’t wanna read? I got bored. Feel free to listen instead.