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ajmaxwell , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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The government created stuffed crust pizza

Track_Shovel OP ,

THANKS OBAMA!

cypherpunks , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese

See also:

wildbus8979 ,

QMSP/FPAQ isn’t government owned though.

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

Thank you so much for this. The Wikipedia rabbit hole it opened up led me to the fact that “vintage” originally meant “wine harvest”.

JasonDJ ,

Etymology

late Middle English: alteration (influenced by vintner) of earlier vendage, from Old French vendange, from Latin vindemia (from vinum ‘wine’ + demere ‘remove’).

Interesting. It makes a lot of sense now, knowing that.

wildbus8979 , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

It ain’t sliding down easy if it ain’t cheesy!

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

Honestly, the idea that America has a network of cheese caves makes the country a little bit more awesome.

Track_Shovel OP ,

The best part is that dealing with old mines is a big issue (socially, land use wise, and environmentally). Re-purposing them as cheese caves has me howling.

Altofaltception , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

Meanwhile Canada has a strategic reserve of maple syrup.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You shut up about that right now. it’s a national secret. What do you think we do with those abandoned wells?

ShadowCatEXE ,
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It’s actually having to be used, since production of our sweet glory oil has been low.

peteypete420 ,

Sweet Glory Oil, o my god that is hilarious.

Moose ,
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We had to tighten up security after the great maple syrup heist.

milicent_bystandr ,

Adjusted for inflation, the heist was the most valuable in Canadian history until the 2023 Toronto Pearson International Airport heist

Did they steal an airport in 2023?

milicent_bystandr ,

Also, does that qualify them to be called the Sticky Bandits? More professional than Marv and Harry at any rate.

ILikeBoobies ,

Really just Quebec

Both are there to pay farmers for more than the country needs

ShouldIHaveFun , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

In Switzerland we have the tradition that for every kg of gold stored in a bank, we have to keep an equal value of cheese in the vault.

Uranium3006 , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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We should stop subsiding dairy. In fact we should release all the cheese all at once to counter greedflation

Track_Shovel OP ,

This is the plot of one of the malazan books

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

Cheesegate.

TempermentalAnomaly ,

Bad security. Just chew right through that.

dditty ,

Their security is full of holes

AllNewTypeFace , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up
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Which Adam Curtis documentary is this from?

TempermentalAnomaly ,

And how is this just like that small rebel group in Ecuador?

MewtwoLikesMemes , to lemmyshitpost in Service with a smile.
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I work at Kroger. This is 100% A C C U R A T E .

logos , to lemmyshitpost in Service with a smile.

Scrub-daddy says he wants to see my real face under my skin face.

systemglitch , to noncredibledefense in Now in colour!

Oof, this shames me.

GardenVarietyAnxiety , to lemmyshitpost in Service with a smile.

This is what Gboard gives you:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d58192d2-76fb-4edb-8f74-ca8fb7051d8b.png

EldritchFeminity ,

Ah yes, “the sun is a deadly laser” face.

TheCheddarCheese ,
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“The SUN is WARMING UP??”

tias ,

Not anymore, there’s a blanket

metaStatic , to noncredibledefense in Now in colour!

FUCK YEAH, SEA KING.

Ashyr , to noncredibledefense in Retreat

You got ‘em on the ropes!

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