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undrwater , to memes in Dick Picts

Are they grooving with several species of small furry animals in a cave?

Sabre363 , to memes in fly, you fool!

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I’m just standing there with my thumb up my ass

Viking_Hippie ,

I don’t know about your local customs, but where I come from, it’s actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

acow ,

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

You must gather your party before venturing forth!

ummthatguy , to memes in Listen, Margret, it's not you, it's me...
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

https://media.tenor.com/sr9Z8qHxEqYAAAAd/seinfeld-seinfeld-gif.gif

JayDee , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

pilot accidentally flips the wing setting to “fall off”

RedditRefugee69 ,

It’s fine. It’s a toggle switch

cobra89 ,

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/96a7d3c6-5c23-4d4a-abd6-740c4bc2597c.webp

pigup , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

THE FRIGGIN FROGS

ummthatguy , to memes in Extra crispy
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t this movie on MST3K?

Stalinwolf ,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

What movie is it?

PopcornPrincess , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

But if I open my eyes, I’ll get a surprise… A spray in my eyes from said skies…

kambusha ,

Birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you have to do it in my eye. Is it water, is it spit, oh my gosh it’s birdie shit.

db2 , to memes in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut

The girl in the middle is like “yeah it’s okay I guess.”

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

Probably wondering why hubs stopped holding her

db2 ,

That one too, I was referring to what appears to be an unimpressed kid though.

faintwhenfree , to memes in Extra crispy

I think that’s what Crispers in your fridge are for /s

Omega_Haxors , to memes in Weekend Decisions

Alright buddy boy here are your two options.

You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿

Those are your two options. Choose wisely.

So what’s it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)

flashgnash , to memes in Weekend Decisions

Or alternatively don’t put pants on but still get stuff done

lobut , to memes in shut up

You’re not alone. They looked at the Obama Effect: youtu.be/qyQAodO_K20

Obama’s presidency on the affect on African Americans.

OpenStars , to memes in shut up
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Fwiw, this meme is more than good enough:-)

Thanks for sharing it with us all.:-D

Domille , to memes in shut up

I feel personally attacked

GoodEye8 , to memes in shut up

All parent know this list is BS because the loudest sound is whatever wakes the baby.

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