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some_designer_dude , to memes in Bye, Felicia

This is just an old-school rocker / bouncer, no? It looks like it’s meant to “float” the child like a one-sided sea-saw?

I guess if you pulled it all the way down and released, it could slightly yeet the child, but there are absolutely better contraptions if going for distance

Track_Shovel OP ,

Yeah it is, it’s just funny with the caption

radioactiveradio , to memes in Bye, Felicia

Woudn’t having a spring under it be more efficient than a weird bent strap? I can’t imagine it would launch the baby too far.

SpaceNoodle ,

They didn’t have such advanced spring technology back then.

It’s still inferior to the medieval baby trebuchet.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Yeah but the baby trebuchet is how we got all this stork nonsense, we can’t go back to random babies dropping from the clouds.

Track_Shovel OP ,

random babies dropping from clouds is no way to form a government!

ArcaneSlime ,

Weird bent strap is called a “leaf spring.”

radioactiveradio ,

Ah, thanks for the knowledge! Is it stronger than a twisty spring?

ArcaneSlime ,

Eh they make em of all varying sizes and strengths, just kind of a “use the right one for the job” situation I think.

radioactiveradio ,

Ah yes, you can choose to throw the baby into dad’s arms or out of the window.

ArcaneSlime ,

Well I meant more like “eject a spent shell casing” or “suspension in your whole ass car,” but yeah lol.

kaklerbitmap , to memes in Bye, Felicia
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Bratapult

_haha_oh_wow_ , to memes in panik
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you my girlfriend?

Track_Shovel OP ,

I can be anything you want me to be, for the right price, bb.

_haha_oh_wow_ ,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hmm, you don’t sound like her…

SeekPie ,

Too expensive?

MasterNerd ,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

No, too real

HerrKai , to memes in Bye, Felicia
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Brand new sentence!

30p87 , (edited ) to memes in Rocket, 1914

Especially in the US. First of all because they exist there, I haven’t seen one in Germany, and second because guns.

sploosh , to memes in Unbothered

Lae’zel?

Zerush , to memes in Bye, Felicia
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

On the other side of the room

https://file.coffee/u/VQE_dScdDsPAfDfPfvCkN.jpg

LaunchesKayaks , to memes in Rocket, 1914
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I got jumped by 3 raccoons a few months ago. Had to get rabies shots.

Cap , to memes in Bye, Felicia
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Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

radioactiveradio ,

Well, the stars are saying this is the right way. And they can’t be wrong.

BoiLudens , to memes in Rocket, 1914

Rocket has been alive for quite some time

explodicle ,

He probably traveled at near light speed

EmpathicVagrant ,

His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.

CarbonIceDragon , to memes in Rocket, 1914
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.

BattleBeetle ,

The raccoon also doesn’t have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero

bernieecclestoned , to memes in Rocket, 1914

That’s not a rocket

PlasmaDistortion ,

That looks like Rocket to me.

neanderthal , to memes in Rocket, 1914

That’s a machine gun, not a rocket.

Fleur__ , to memes in panik
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

You stop dissociating for one second and get immediately reminded on why you have been

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