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halcyoncmdr , 8 months ago to memes in You guessed WRONG!

Chocolate chip cookies shouldn’t look like an Oatmeal Raisin cookie. Totally different textures. Are people just not looking at what they eat at all?

SerJunkan , 8 months ago

Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are not uncommon.

halcyoncmdr , 8 months ago

I have literally never seen these in my life somehow.

Catsrules , 8 months ago

Sounds like you need to try some recipes and start banking.

emptiestplace , 8 months ago

Do you think it would still be worthwhile if I just did one at a time?

ColeSloth , 8 months ago to memes in The whole situation sickens me

I thought it was “he’s already dead”?

idunnololz , 8 months ago

Literally unplayable

Track_Shovel OP , 8 months ago

2/10 elbows too pointy

EdibleFriend , 8 months ago

I’m so happy this is basically the only comment. OP has failed us and deserves to have his internet revoked for at least 3 days.

fastandcurious , 8 months ago

Tbh, this is the only thing that is true, even if israel and hamas magically stop or are forced to, those children are gonna have some serious PTSD for the rest of their lives

blindsight , 8 months ago to memes in You guessed WRONG!

You’re all heathens. Oatmeal raisin is the best grocery-store cookie option, followed by white chocolate macadamia nut.

Even better is oatmeal cookies with diced apricots. So good.

Oatmeal cookies should be chewy. Crunchy chocolate chips wreck the texture.

BirdyBoogleBop , 8 months ago

Keep your rasins and apricots out of my oatmeal cookies! They are better without them. Stop ruining a good thing!

Fleur__ , 8 months ago to memes in Pew pew

To be fair the Shepard’s are unbeaten to this day

EmpathicVagrant , 8 months ago

The shepard‘a what?

nephs , 8 months ago

Are unbeaten, to this day.

Turun , 8 months ago to memes in Pew pew

To be fair you can say that about the US (and related allies) as well.

eV_Ohm , 8 months ago to memes in You guessed WRONG!

Someone gave me a piece of bread once, and I thought they were giving me cake. I had this reaction for sure, but once I realized it was bread, it was really testy bread.

NaibofTabr , 8 months ago to memes in Dick Picts

Careful, next he’ll ask you to take his woad.

7of9 , 8 months ago

That is a most excellent pun. Thank you.

Bearlydave , 8 months ago to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

Ahhhh, Northern Alberta. I recognize that sign.

Track_Shovel OP , 8 months ago

Shhh

ignotum , 8 months ago

Did you just doxx everyone that lives in Northern Alberta?

Bearlydave , 8 months ago

The chemtrails forced me to reveal the location of the sign.

Fraylor , 8 months ago to memes in You guessed WRONG!

Some real sketti n butter vibes from the photo.

ghostx_official , 8 months ago to memes in Fried

😁🔝

Ghostalmedia , 8 months ago to memes in Gascar

Trump voters = MagaNascar

ReCursing , 8 months ago

Nascar is significantly more progressive than trump

Viking_Hippie , 8 months ago

The fact that a sentence starting with “NASCAR is significantly more progressive than” can possibly make sense says a LOT about how society is going these days…

AlligatorBlizzard , 8 months ago

NASCAR started off as a bunch of bootleggers running from the cops, they’re just returning to their roots!

Damaskox , 8 months ago to memes in yoink

Will they manage the sell before they are caught?

soloner , 8 months ago to memes in Gascar

God tier meme

babyfarmer , 8 months ago to memes in You guessed WRONG!

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

db2 , 8 months ago to memes in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut

The girl in the middle is like “yeah it’s okay I guess.”

helpImTrappedOnline , 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Probably wondering why hubs stopped holding her

db2 , 8 months ago

That one too, I was referring to what appears to be an unimpressed kid though.